Like most Americans, I will celebrate the 4th the same as we always have.
We already have our Tree of Liberty up and decorated. It's been watered with the blood of British tyrants (symbolically, thanks Nigel for your sacrifice) and we'll have hot dogs by the fireplace for Uncle Sam to eat when he comes down the chimney and places presents under the tree so in the morning, we will awaken to gifts of Freedom!
How will you spend yours?
We already have our Tree of Liberty up and decorated. It's been watered with the blood of British tyrants (symbolically, thanks Nigel for your sacrifice) and we'll have hot dogs by the fireplace for Uncle Sam to eat when he comes down the chimney and places presents under the tree so in the morning, we will awaken to gifts of Freedom!
How will you spend yours?