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Quote:The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were three finalists: two men and a woman. 
For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her." 
The man said "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife". The agent said, "Then you are not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home".
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes, so take your wife and go home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, and banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping sweat from her brow.
"The gun was loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to kill him with the chair.......

Quote: Butch the Rooster


Sarah was in the fertilized egg business.   She had several hundred young pullets and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.

She kept records and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced. This took a lot of time, so she bought some tiny bells and attached them to her roosters. 
 
Each bell had a different tone, so she could tell from a distance which rooster was performing. Now, she could sit

on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells.

Sarah's favourite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen but, this morning she noticedold Butch's bell hadn't rung at all!  When she went to investigate, she saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover.

To Sarah's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job, and walk on to the next one.

Sarah was so proud of old Butch, she entered him in a Show and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.

The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the "No Bell Peace Prize" they also awarded him the "Pulletsurprise" as well.

Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making.
Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the unsuspecting populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention?
 
 
COMMANDMENTS FOR SENIORS
 
 01.  The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless!
 
02.  Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road is paved with flat squirrels who couldn’t make a decision.  
 
03.  When I get a headache, I take two aspirin and keep away from children just like the bottle says. 
 
04.  Just once, I want the prompt for username and password to say, “Close enough.”
 
05.  Becoming an adult is the dumbest thing I’ve ever done.
 
06.  If you see me talking to myself, just move along. I’m self-employed. We’re having a meeting.
 
07.  Does anyone else have a plastic bag full of plastic bags or is it just me.
 
08.  I hate it when I can’t figure out how to operate the iPad and my tech support guy is asleep. He’s 5 and it’s past his bedtime
 
 
09.  Today’s 3-year-olds can switch on laptops and open their favorite apps. When I was 3, I ate mud.
 
10.  Tip for a successful marriage: Don’t ask your wife when dinner will be ready while she’s mowing the lawn.
 
11.  So, you drive across town to a gym to walk on a treadmill?
 
12.  Old age is coming at a really bad time.
 
13.  If God wanted me to touch my toes, He would've put them on my knees.
 
14.  Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet.
 
15.  Why do I have to press one for English when you're just going to transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway?
 
16.  I don't need anger management. I need people to stop irritating me.
 
17.  My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance for idiots that needs work.
 
18.  "On time" is, when I get there.
 
19.  Even duct tape can't fix stupid – but it sure does muffle the sound.
 
20.  It would be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-free...and three sizes smaller.
 
21.  "One for the road" means peeing before you leave the house!

Video just under a minute long. Not sure whether to be sad for these women or to be impressed with the brilliance of the restaurant owner even if he/she is sketchy as heck!

Maybe some of you knew or got to see Bob's acrobatic airshow routine...If you did, consider yourself lucky. I remember when a couple of Feds grounded Bob for absolutely no reason other than personal jealousy as the FAA was starting their power trip with general aviation. If they could do it to Bob they could do it to anyone or so they believed. 

Bob went to Australia got his license back and returned to continue airshows. He passed away at the age of 92 because of old age and natural causes which finally caught up with him. There is such a thing as an old bold Pilot...you just have to know what you are doing.. to become old

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https://www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread1344915/pg1

Quote:Rather than quote the article intro verbatim, suffice it to say the democrats have spent an inordinate amount of time and resources (paid for with your tax dollars) marginalizing, criminalizing, demonizing, and politically persecuting Donald Trump, but their favorite this election cycle is that Trump is a DICTATOR, and therefore a threat to "democracy", but for all their Hitlerizing of Trump, Joe seems to score much higher on the dictator scale than Trump does thus far. Here's 10 + 1 times Joe makes Trump look like an amateur at dictating. (Please do read the article before replying. It's relatively short and to the point, and supplies more info on each point.) Source

1. Eviction moratorium - Struck down by the scotus.

2. Vaccine mandates - Struck down by the scotus.

3. Cancelling student loan debt - Struck down by the scotus - ignored by the Biden admin.

4. Disinformation governance board - Shelved by the Biden admin due to “right-wing attacks”.

5. Destroying American energy - Ongoing.

6. Massive land grab - The Biden admin has seized 1.5 million acres of land. Ongoing.

7. Naming parents domestic terrorists - Ongoing.

8. Targeting Pro-Life demonstrators and sending them to prison - Ongoing.

9. Colluding with big tech to censor you - Struck down in a federal court but restarted on appeal. Ongoing.

10. Forcing transgenderism in schools - by executive order - Ongoing.

Bonus - "Trying to throw your political rival in jail is the ULTIMATE dictator move".

Feel free to add your own, or comment on the existing.

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Quote:Article IV Relationships Between the States

The United States shall guarantee to every State in this Union a Republican Form of Government, and shall protect each of them against Invasion; and on Application of the Legislature, or of the Executive (when the Legislature cannot be convened) against domestic Violence.

Instead, he has courted an invasion of the states.

Knowing where these guys were based; when I first started watching the video I figured they were just a bunch of Medevac rear echelon MFs but.. What they did that day going into a hot L.Z. 6 times erases all the REMF stuff away and deserves a Salute; I am glad they were alive to tell their stories. If those would have been American troops and not ARVIN they would have gotten Silver stars instead of DFCs IMO

Quote:https://lists.youmaker.com/links/nelv9Od...sA6s8WJRCS
CDC-Funded Study of Nearly 100 Million COVID-19 Vaccine Recipients Reveals a Host of Adverse Events
Cases of a blood clot condition called CVST were found to be three times higher than expected among the vaccinated.

A health care worker fills a syringe with Pfizer's COVID-19 vaccine in a file image. (Robyn Beck/AFP via Getty Images)

By Naveen Athrappully
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A multinational study of over 99 million vaccinated people has identified higher incidences of neurological, cardiovascular, and blood disorder complications than what the researchers expected.
The peer-reviewed observational cohort study, published in the Vaccine journal on Feb. 12, aimed to evaluate the risk of 13 adverse events of special interest (AESI) following COVID-19 vaccination. The AESIs spanned three categories—neurological, hematologic (blood), and cardiovascular.
It reviewed data collected from more than 99 million vaccinated people from eight nations—Argentina, Australia, Canada, Denmark, Finland, France, New Zealand, and Scotland—looking at risks up to 42 days after getting the shots.

The study looked at three vaccines—Pfizer and Moderna’s mRNA vaccines as well as AstraZeneca’s viral vector jab.
Researchers found higher than expected cases that they deemed met the threshold to be potential safety signals for multiple AESIs, including for Guillain-Barre syndrome (GBS), cerebral venous sinus thrombosis (CVST), myocarditis, and pericarditis. A safety signal refers to information that could suggest a potential risk or harm that may be associated with a medical product.

• GBS is a disorder in which a body’s immune system attacks the nerves, and can eventually paralyze the whole body. Most people with the condition require hospitalization. A “statistically significant increase” in GBS cases was observed after the first AstraZeneca shot. The researchers had expected 76 GBS events in the observational cohort study but ended up identifying 190.
  
• Acute disseminated encephalomyelitis (ADEM) is a condition that typically occurs after a bacterial or viral infection. It causes inflammation of the central nervous system. Two cases were expected. However, the study identified seven events after the first Moderna jab.
  
• Bell’s palsy is a weakness or paralysis of facial muscles. Higher than expected Bell’s palsy cases were identified after the first dose of the Pfizer and Moderna vaccines.
  
• CVST is a condition in which blood clots form in the brain, blocking the blood from draining out. This can end up causing a hemorrhage. While 21 events were expected, researchers identified over three times the number of cases at 69 following the first dose of AstraZeneca vaccine. CVST cases were also higher than expected after the first and second Pfizer shots.
  
• Myocarditis is inflammation of the heart muscle. Higher than expected cases of myocarditis that met the threshold for “prioritized safety signals” for the condition were “consistently identified following a first, second, and third dose of mRNA vaccines,” both Pfizer and Moderna, according to the study.
  
• Pericarditis is an inflammation of the outer lining of the heart. The number of pericarditis cases exceeded expectations following “all doses of all the three vaccines,” researchers wrote.
  

Commentary From Researchers
The higher risk of GBS from vector-based vaccines like AstraZeneca has been identified in other studies as well, the researchers pointed out. Interestingly, studies on mRNA vaccines “have not observed increases of GBS,” they noted.
The researchers said that multiple other studies have also identified “increased incidence of CVST after vaccination,” which has led to the withdrawal of AstraZeneca vaccine from COVID-19 vaccine programs in several nations. Some countries have imposed age-based restrictions for the shot, they added.
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One-Third of Doctors, Half of Nurses in Canada Were Reluctant to Take COVID Vaccines: Government Survey
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Regarding myocarditis and pericarditis, researchers noted that the World Health Organization (WHO) has issued guidance on the conditions. A 2021 guidance from the WHO stated at the time that more countries were “reporting myocarditis and pericarditis in individuals who received COVID-19 mRNA vaccines.”
The Feb. 12 study noted that the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) is monitoring and reviewing data on myocarditis and pericarditis among COVID-19 vaccinated individuals.
The study was funded by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC), Public Health Ontario, ICES which is funded by the Ontario Ministry of Health, as well as a Clinician-Scientist Award from the University of Toronto Department of Family and Community Medicine. Researchers declared several potential competing interests.
Dr. Pierre Kory Explains COVID-19 Vaccine Shedding












The Epoch Times reached out to Moderna, Pfizer, and AstraZeneca for comment regarding the study.
Recent Studies Imply Vaccine Dangers
Numerous studies have shown that COVID-19 vaccines come with a risk of multiple medical complications. A recent Feb. 15 study conducted in Nordic nations concluded that booster vaccination against COVID-19 is linked to a higher risk of heart inflammation among adolescents.
The study noted that the association of myocarditis with COVID-19 mRNA vaccines has appeared “strongest in male adolescents and younger males and after the second dose.”
A separate Jan. 27 study points out that a “considerable body of evidence” suggests a correlation and even a causation between mRNA boosters and adverse effects on the immune system.
“Given the decreased severity of the virus … there are legitimate concerns about the frequent administration of boosters in immunocompromised patients, raising questions about whether this practice may be causing more harm than benefit,” it said.
A study accepted into the American Journal of Obstetrics and Gynecology on Jan. 24 (pdf) investigated placenta samples from two pregnant women who had received Pfizer and Moderna vaccines. Researchers concluded that “vaccine mRNA is not localized to the injection site and can spread systemically to the placenta and umbilical cord blood.”
Commenting on the study, cardiologist Peter McCullough said that the observations “have confirmed one of our worst fears, that is, poorly advised vaccination during pregnancy allows circulating mRNA and local production of Spike protein in the placenta potentially threatening the gestation and delivery.”
“But worse, mRNA is passed on to the baby with unknown effects on organogenesis, tissue damage, blood clotting, and a host of other adverse processes within the newborn’s body.”
A peer-reviewed article from last month which analyzed reports from the initial phase 3 trials of Pfizer and Moderna COVID-19 vaccines concluded that the shots killed more people than they saved.
Based on “conservative assumptions,“ the estimated harms of the COVID-19 mRNA vaccines ”greatly outweigh the rewards,“ the article stated, noting that ”for every life saved, there were nearly 14 times more deaths caused by the modified mRNA injections.”
Lately, evidence has been mounting suggesting the “shedding” of COVID-19 vaccine proteins. The controversial subject was largely discounted by scientists but now some doctors say that authorities are well aware of the phenomenon.

This story is something you would expect to see in 3rd world banana republic or a mobster protection racket.  

https://www.foxnews.com/media/democrat-m...ens-ransom

Dem Mayor Henyard accused of launching police raids against businesses that won’t 'pay the queen's ransom'

'I'm sure that they were asked to donate,' a local trustee said, assuming 'most likely they didn't make a donation'

Quote:Just hours after reports that embattled Democratic Dolton, Illinois Mayor Tiffany Henyard was under investigation by the FBI, multiple local businesses were said to be raided by local police.

On Tuesday, FOX 32 reported that six individuals have spoken to the FBI about Henyard’s conduct, including business owners, a former village employee and one or more public officials. One complained of difficulties renewing his business license, claiming to suffer from harassment, a raid on his business and being shut down by Dolton police. The U-Haul rental and trucking business owner believed it was retaliation after he refused to donate to a civic event sponsored by Henyard.
FOX 32 reported Wednesday that multiple bars in the town were raided by police the day after the news team visited the businesses amid allegations their licenses were being held up for political reasons. The raids reportedly occurred mere hours after FOX 32’s report about the alleged FBI investigation into Henyard’s conduct was released.  
"Someone seen you go in there. And then two hours after your story aired, the police are at both of these establishments," said Tammie Brown, a Dolton trustee, told FOX 32.


Brown went on to suggest that the raids were done as a warning to other businesses: "I'm sure that they were asked to donate, make a donation, and most likely they didn't make a donation. So you don't get a chance to stay open if you don't pay the queen's ransom."

"They just rushed in here. Put police at the front door like they were doing a raid on a drug house or something," Sevone Garfield, the security director of Pablo's Cafe and Bar, said.
George Mseeh, owner of Pablo's Cafe and Bar, recalled things were peaceful with "nothing going on." Then, he said, "Like 10 police cars come in and they start pushing customers from here. And he said if you don't leave, we're gonna lock you up."
FOX 32 reported, "Employees and owners say it's part of an ongoing campaign of harassment by Dolton Mayor Tiffany Henyard that is costing jobs and money. Their business licenses have been stripped by Dolton, but they've continued to operate with a state license."


The Village of Dolton reportedly defended the legitimacy of the raids in a public statement: "The businesses in question both had a hearing with the liquor commission last month and the licenses were revoked at that time. The businesses have a history of violent incidents with patrons and were considered a nuisance to the residents in the community. These businesses are unable to operate without the license."

Henyard is said to have a close relationship with the local police force.
According to WGN, "Mayor Henyard’s considerable police security detail, which is said to include four to five police squad vehicles or large, unmarked SUVs like Secret Service transport vehicles, according to a witness."
Brittney Norwood, a trustee in the Village of Dolton, told Fox News Digital last month Henyard spends hundreds of thousands of taxpayer dollars on security, which effectively takes police officers off the streets who should be protecting the town.
"I think that she spends the money on security because she just loves it. She likes the thought of being surrounded by police officers. I think it makes her feel more important," Norwood said. "The police are simply working under her instructions, but it's also sad. It's sad because we need the police patrolling the streets, and they're with her instead."



Former Dolton Police Chief Robert Collins, who was fired by Henyard, told FOX 32 in another report that Henyard's personal police security detail is not only overblown, but used for unrelated tasks.

"We needed those officers to be on the street fighting crime. Instead, we have several officers that are riding around protecting the mayor," Collins said.
"Officers would be sent out to run errands, do pick-ups, do drop-offs. Whatever the case would be," he went on to claim.



Fox News Digital previously reported that the mayor, accused of antics so wild she deserves her own TV show, has been living like a royal, making frequent use of beauty vendors. She reportedly has a combined salary of nearly $300,000 — more than the state's governor — while the median income for the 23,000 residents of the small town is $24,000. 

Henyard went on a tirade in a public meeting earlier this month, declaring, "I’m the leader," and slammed fellow officials by saying that despite the fact "y’all are Black" they were nonetheless "beating and attacking on a Black woman that’s in power" over her spending.
The Democrat had also previously posted an Instagram video of herself chatting with President Biden at the White House on Jan. 19.
Heyward and the Dolton police did not respond to requests for comment from Fox News Digital in time for publication.

Quote:Two old guys were out playing golf. 
One of the guys hits his ball into the woods...

When he finds the ball there is a frog setting beside his ball.
He reaches down to pick up his ball and the Frog says, “If you pick me up and kiss me I will turn into a beautiful woman and give you incredible sex for the rest of your life!”

The old guy reaches down, picks up the frog, puts it in his golf bag and zips it shut.. 
the other guy asks why he did that?
The old guy said,
“You know at my age I think I would rather just have a talking frog”…!!!