A friend who has just moved here permanently sent this to me ...he is 85 and has sold everything except for 40 acres back in the states (N.M.). Hard to sell land but he is trying. Used to play golf with him all the time in his younger days ( I miss his money from our games; not much coin but good bragging rights !) but now he is lucky to stand up without a walker.
Quote:Say you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself and the government says there is "NO" Nursing Home care available for you. So, what do you do?You opt for “Medicare Plan G”. The plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Plan G) and one bullet.
You are allowed to shoot one worthless politician.
This means you will be sent to prison for the rest of your life where you will receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, cable TV, a library, and all the Health Care you need.
Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great.
Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart?
They are all covered!
As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now!
And, who will be paying for all of this?
The same government that just told you they can't afford for you to go into a nursing home.
And you will get rid of a useless politician while you are at it.
And now, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any more income taxes!
Is this a great country or what? Now that I've solved your senior financial plan, enjoy the rest of your week.
Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.
Silence those who disagree and you will never realize you are wrong.
No one rules if no one obeys
“Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.” - Voltaire
Silence those who disagree and you will never realize you are wrong.
No one rules if no one obeys
“Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.” - Voltaire