I've been catching the Kung Fu TV series on broadcast TV lately and find that I have some of the same criticisms as I did when I watched the show as a kid in the 1970s.
First off, the show bored the hell out of me until Kwai Chang beat the hell out of the ignorant cowboys and racist bigots. It was true for me then, even more so now. Even as a kid, I felt he should have done more than self-defense and laid in with a few extra blows or special moves to teach them a good lesson they'd understand.
The Taoist philosophy was cool, but the flashbacks were mostly lame to me as a kid. I was more into the ass kicking he was giving to all the assholes he encountered. I did like many of the mystical aspects involved in the plot lines, but the constant flashbacks were a distraction in my opinion. In fact, during some of my recent viewings, I found the lessons of his masters, esp. Mater Po, to be unintelligible at times.
Now I find myself re-imagining the Kwai Chang Caine character into a less of a nonviolent Eastern Philosophy Icon and into more of a post Civil War Old West Desperado running from the law. Consider, if he murdered the nephew of the emperor of China, then basically he was a wanted criminal and a high level murderer and assassin. He's be hard pressed to say he was a devote Shaolin priest with high moral standards after that stunt.
I'd say he was in a desperate situation after running all the way to the territories of the Old West and wandering around the desert barefoot in the blistering sun. I'd rather see Caine resort to compromising his strict Shaolin practices to survive his hardships, maybe even embrace a darker side of his teachings to continue his quest. I'm also thinking about having him adopt some of the Native American beliefs and culture as well as others along the way so he can be even stronger of a character. How about an episode where instead of kicking cowboy butt, he gets drunk with them and and rants about how lame the masters at the temple really were. Then they go into town to the whorehouse and tear the place down.
I noticed recently that the Caine character was referred to as thinly built and skinny, even though David Carradine wasn't that thin. Due to his strict Shaolin diet, he refused meals whenever offered and would only drink water or Chinese tea if people had it. I say he has to kill something and eat it to survive at some point and that has him change his diet to include protein. Maybe at first he eats locusts and grubs by tossing them in this tea he makes because he is starving to death. After this first rush of protein, he begins to find excuses to eat bigger game until a steak is welcomed when offered. Then he bulks up a little and gains tremendous strength due to his dietary changes.
I can see a new version of Kung Fu come out with a more realistic Caine character that becomes something more than what was presented in the original version. Not some half-starved mystic warrior always fighting for the high moral ground in an Old West full of racist white settlers, but an underdog anti-hero with questionable ethics that kicks ass if provoked.
ETA: Thought I'd add, I don't see anyone like Carradine playing this re-imagined character. The new guy should have a built body with a head of thick styled hair and some facial hair too. He should be loud and commanding at times, maybe even a leader of a gang of rouges for a while. He won't avert his gaze and could kill you with a glance.
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First off, the show bored the hell out of me until Kwai Chang beat the hell out of the ignorant cowboys and racist bigots. It was true for me then, even more so now. Even as a kid, I felt he should have done more than self-defense and laid in with a few extra blows or special moves to teach them a good lesson they'd understand.
The Taoist philosophy was cool, but the flashbacks were mostly lame to me as a kid. I was more into the ass kicking he was giving to all the assholes he encountered. I did like many of the mystical aspects involved in the plot lines, but the constant flashbacks were a distraction in my opinion. In fact, during some of my recent viewings, I found the lessons of his masters, esp. Mater Po, to be unintelligible at times.
Now I find myself re-imagining the Kwai Chang Caine character into a less of a nonviolent Eastern Philosophy Icon and into more of a post Civil War Old West Desperado running from the law. Consider, if he murdered the nephew of the emperor of China, then basically he was a wanted criminal and a high level murderer and assassin. He's be hard pressed to say he was a devote Shaolin priest with high moral standards after that stunt.
I'd say he was in a desperate situation after running all the way to the territories of the Old West and wandering around the desert barefoot in the blistering sun. I'd rather see Caine resort to compromising his strict Shaolin practices to survive his hardships, maybe even embrace a darker side of his teachings to continue his quest. I'm also thinking about having him adopt some of the Native American beliefs and culture as well as others along the way so he can be even stronger of a character. How about an episode where instead of kicking cowboy butt, he gets drunk with them and and rants about how lame the masters at the temple really were. Then they go into town to the whorehouse and tear the place down.
I noticed recently that the Caine character was referred to as thinly built and skinny, even though David Carradine wasn't that thin. Due to his strict Shaolin diet, he refused meals whenever offered and would only drink water or Chinese tea if people had it. I say he has to kill something and eat it to survive at some point and that has him change his diet to include protein. Maybe at first he eats locusts and grubs by tossing them in this tea he makes because he is starving to death. After this first rush of protein, he begins to find excuses to eat bigger game until a steak is welcomed when offered. Then he bulks up a little and gains tremendous strength due to his dietary changes.
I can see a new version of Kung Fu come out with a more realistic Caine character that becomes something more than what was presented in the original version. Not some half-starved mystic warrior always fighting for the high moral ground in an Old West full of racist white settlers, but an underdog anti-hero with questionable ethics that kicks ass if provoked.
ETA: Thought I'd add, I don't see anyone like Carradine playing this re-imagined character. The new guy should have a built body with a head of thick styled hair and some facial hair too. He should be loud and commanding at times, maybe even a leader of a gang of rouges for a while. He won't avert his gaze and could kill you with a glance.
en.wikipedia.org
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