"tap tap tap... Is this on?? Testing Testing.... one two... ah OK.... ahem....
LADIES, GENTLEMEN, NON BINARY PERSONS and FELLOW ROGUES
I have just received a golden envelope from our Super-Secret Judging Panel, marked "RESULTS", so without further ado... I shall read the contents therein...
"Dear Gordi, Your Recent Test Results are Positive.
You should start taking the Anti-Biotics ASAP and apply Anti-Septic Ointment to the affected areas....." No, hang on..... sorry! Wrong envelope!!
Uhm.... OK, this time....
"Dear Gordi, Please find enclosed the findings of our Short Story Judging Panel:
We found the overall standard of writing to be very high (for a pre-School detention class) and it was difficult to choose just one winner, but after careful consideration and much counting of money in the brown envelopes a decision has now been reached.
The WINNER of this years Rogue Nation Festive Short Story Writers Contest is:
@"VioletDove"#12 for her Dark Christmas Tale:
"Maggie Poteet and the Un-Christmas"
Congratulations to VioletDove! Our Brand New Christmas Bard!
***applause***
As is customary... VioletDove will now be buying the drinks for the rest of the day!
M E R R Y C H R I S T M A S!!
LADIES, GENTLEMEN, NON BINARY PERSONS and FELLOW ROGUES
I have just received a golden envelope from our Super-Secret Judging Panel, marked "RESULTS", so without further ado... I shall read the contents therein...
"Dear Gordi, Your Recent Test Results are Positive.
You should start taking the Anti-Biotics ASAP and apply Anti-Septic Ointment to the affected areas....." No, hang on..... sorry! Wrong envelope!!
Uhm.... OK, this time....
"Dear Gordi, Please find enclosed the findings of our Short Story Judging Panel:
We found the overall standard of writing to be very high (for a pre-School detention class) and it was difficult to choose just one winner, but after careful consideration and much counting of money in the brown envelopes a decision has now been reached.
The WINNER of this years Rogue Nation Festive Short Story Writers Contest is:
@"VioletDove"#12 for her Dark Christmas Tale:
"Maggie Poteet and the Un-Christmas"
Congratulations to VioletDove! Our Brand New Christmas Bard!
***applause***
As is customary... VioletDove will now be buying the drinks for the rest of the day!
M E R R Y C H R I S T M A S!!