Sen. John Kennedy not just another pretty face

[727Sky]

Southerners have a way with words.  Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy; the Will Rogers of our time.
 
"I’m a good ol' southern boy telling it like it is". . . actually, he may be the smartest person in government!
 
Kennedy graduated Magna cum Laude from Vanderbilt, has a Law degree from the University of Virginia and a degree from Oxford in England .  He is no country bumpkin; he is very insightful & a bit humorous.


Comment about Andrew Cuomo lecturing us. "It's like a frog calling you ugly".
 
This election in Ga will be the most important in history.  You have nothing to worry about unless you are a taxpayer, parent, gun owner, cop, person of faith, or an unborn baby!
 – Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy
 
Senator John Kennedy from Louisiana describes Democrats as the “well-intended arugula and tofu crowd.”
 – Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy
 
 You can only be young once, but you can always be immature.
 – Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy
 
Americans are thinking, there are some good members of Congress, but we can’t figure out what they are good for.  


Others are thinking, how did these morons make it through the birth canal.”
 – Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy
 
 It’s as dead as four o’clock.
 – Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy
 
 Always follow your heart.....but take your brains with you.
 – Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy
 
 The short answer is ‘No.’   The long answer is ‘Hell No.’
 – Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy
 
 It must suck to be that dumb.
 – Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy


When the Portland mayor's IQ gets to 75, he oughta sell.
 – Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy
 
 I keep trying to see Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer's point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
 – Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy


 Go sell your crazy somewhere else...we are all stocked up here.
 – Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy
 
 She has a Billy goat brain and a mockingbird mouth!
 – Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy
 
Sen. John Kennedy (R., La.) said on Wednesday that he trusted most Middle Eastern countries as much as gas station sushi.
 – Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy
 
 You can get a goat to climb a tree, but you’d be better off hiring a squirrel.
 – Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy
 
 This has been going on since Moby Dick was a minnow.


 Don't stand between a dog and a fire hydrant.
 – Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy
 
 Our country was founded by geniuses, but it's being run by idiots..                            


 --Louisiana Sen John Kennedy


It appears that he might do the right thing, but only when closely supervised and cornered like a rat.
 – Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy
 
 This is why space aliens won't talk to us.
 – Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy
 
Democrats are running around like they found a hair in their biscuit.
 – Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy
 
 What planet did you parachute in from?
 – Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy
 
Just because you CAN sing doesn’t mean you should.
 – Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy
 
Senator John Kennedy on Nancy Pelosi, “She can strut sitting down!”
 – Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

Chuck Schumer just moo’s and follows Nancy Pelosi into the cow chute.
 – Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

[FCD]

Love, love, LOVE, Kennedy.  Every time I see video of him I stop to watch it.  He's great!  Inevitably he's got a good one-liner if the cameras and mics are turned on.  I've often wondered if he dreams some of those things up in advance and just saves them to use later, or if they really come out of his head extemporaneously like they appear to.

[Ninurta]

Love, love, LOVE, Kennedy.  Every time I see video of him I stop to watch it.  He's great!  Inevitably he's got a good one-liner if the cameras and mics are turned on.  I've often wondered if he dreams some of those things up in advance and just saves them to use later, or if they really come out of his head extemporaneously like they appear to.

I can't say about most of the quotes, but I've heard  "as dead as 4 o'clock" before. That's something my Dear Old Dad used to say.

[FCD]

Always liked..."It's like a frog calling you ugly." ...personally.

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Always liked..."It's like a frog calling you ugly." ...personally.