I will celebrate by going to the laundromat. I will mix up the colored and white loads and wash everything in hot water. Then I will quietly sob while eating vending machine snacks as I dodge floating softener sheets and dryer lint. Freedom!
As an American it's your responsibility to have your own strategic duck stockpile. You can't expect the government to do it for you.
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