By 2030 you will not eat meat and you will be allowed only 3 Items Of Clothing A Year

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It wouldn't do for them to try to stop us - we can leave them laying as critter food, too

They'll disappear overnight if they're stripped of their clothes while they're fresh ...

... So I've been told.

I've also heard that if they're kinda drunk, and kinda sorta accidentally fall into a hog lot, it'll be as if they never even lived - from what I hear, even archaeologists won't find their DNA in fossil pig shit.

I've heard that some of the media work diligently on the premise that emotive-driven articles are believed
to cattle-prod their perspective customers into a dialogue that creates a narrative out of nothing.
Hence, their employment is self-sustaining. But that's just me thinkin' aloud!

I also heard that all information regarding assumed-public interest must pass through the filter of the media
and its original content is effected by such a process. Again, just musing.

Seriously, nuclear power stations damaged by poor maintenance, two buildings being flown into in a city,
a global disease, riots in Portland and kids wanting to be cats... Take a look at any year in Wikipedia and
you'll see that 'bad' news sells.