See Ninurta.
Ninurta is an evil sonofabitch.
Ninurta is going to steal all of these images.
And make a PDF of them.
If his old ass can figure out how to make Linux do that.
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I actually recall this issue of Mad Magazine. I recall this specific article.
But then, I also recall an issue that was around Christmas time and had letters from Santa in it. For 6 or 8 months previous to it, whenever anyone asked me what I wanted for Christmas, I said "Raquel Welch". Imagine my surprise when one of those Mad letters from Santa said "Dear Gene - Raquel Welch will not fit in your Christmas stocking", or something to that effect.
Yes, my name was Gene.
Scared the shit out of me.
That may have actually been the spark that caused me to become a paranoid conspiracy theorist.
.
Ninurta is an evil sonofabitch.
Ninurta is going to steal all of these images.
And make a PDF of them.
If his old ass can figure out how to make Linux do that.
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I actually recall this issue of Mad Magazine. I recall this specific article.
But then, I also recall an issue that was around Christmas time and had letters from Santa in it. For 6 or 8 months previous to it, whenever anyone asked me what I wanted for Christmas, I said "Raquel Welch". Imagine my surprise when one of those Mad letters from Santa said "Dear Gene - Raquel Welch will not fit in your Christmas stocking", or something to that effect.
Yes, my name was Gene.
Scared the shit out of me.
That may have actually been the spark that caused me to become a paranoid conspiracy theorist.
.
“Trouble rather the tiger in his lair than the sage among his books. For to you kingdoms and their armies are things mighty and enduring, but to him they are but toys of the moment, to be overturned with the flick of a finger.”
― Gordon R. Dickson, Tactics of Mistake
― Gordon R. Dickson, Tactics of Mistake