Israel has bombed Iran

[Ninurta]

Well, it looks real to me... Er.

It can now be publicly announced that Rogue Nation has indeed been clandestinely participating in the bombing campaign against the so-called "Islamic Republic of Iran". We did not take this decision lightly. The following factors influenced our decision to participate:

1) The state of war that has prevailed for the past 46 years between the real humans of Earth and the Islamo-Reptilian "leadership" of Iran. This state has been in effect since the Islamo-Reptilians deposed the rightful government of the Shah in 1979, and seized control of the country of Iran. Furthermore, the Islamo-Reptilians then proceeded to declare an unprovoked war against the U.S. by seizing their embassy and wrongfully imprisoning the staff thereof. This declaration of war has never been recanted by the Islamo-Reptilians, and has in fact been reinforced at every opportunity. Beyond that, the U.S. still has a severe case of the Red Ass against the Islamo-Reptilians over those events, to this very day.

2) The recent cyber attacks against Rogue Nation specifically, which has been tracked back to Islamo-Reptilian "spammers" in Tehran. We could not continue to allow those attacks to go unanswered. They were getting very annoying.

3) The increasingly diminutive size of Iranians. It's just creepy. Over the years since the Islamo-Reptilians seized control of Iran, the average size of Iranians has been steadily decreasing. Now, as can be clearly seen in the above photo, the average Iranian is no more than 30 inches/ 76 centimeters  tall. Many are even shorter than that. Furthermore, by zooming in to the lower left corner of the above image and comparing the people there against the vehicles and houses, one can see that Iran has been overtaken by Clown Cars and Tiny Houses. Given the natural human fear of Little People and especially Clowns, the combination of the two factors renders the situation dire. 

4) It's for the Iranians - we cannot tolerate continuing to watch them shrink, and possibly eventually simply popping out of existence as a people. We cannot abide by genocide of that sort. There is a very real possibility, given the decreasing size of Iranians, that the Islamo-Reptilian regime is actually creating a race of "bite-sized snacks" out of the Iranian people.

So, for those reasons, among others, Rogue Nation took the decision to enter the fray. We have already seen some successful results - you might notice that Rogue Nation did not fall off the internet again this past weekend, as it it's usual condition on every previous weekend. That is because we have concentrated our own bombing runs, under the masterful direction of General 727Sky, on communications and internet infrastructure, largely cutting off Iran  from interaction with the civilized world of the rest of us, thereby preventing their usual attacks.

The bombings WILL continue until the morale and attitudes of Iranians improve. This will almost certainly require a regime change away from the Islamo-Reptilians and back to the benevolence and progress of the Pahlavi dynasty.

That is all.

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