Yeah, no. This never happened.
First, there is nothing about that paper mache "space capsule" that would allow it to make the bold claim of "I will not suddenly explode when pressures outside me fall to nothing but pressures inside me allow for human breathing - pressures of 14 pounds for every square inch of my being pushing outwards against no resistance at all, to speak of". It's not sturdy enough to survive being stepped on by an average size human.
It;s just not substantial enough to survive space. I bet if it hadn't had those six or so broad-assed "astronauts" in it to hold it down, the winds would have blown it across the landscape like a beach ball in a hurricane.
Second, it's sitting on dry land. Think about that a minute - there is a reason all the Apollo missions landed in the oceans with a "splashdown". That alleged space capsule has way too much room inside for it's light construction, and not nearly enough space to carry, say for instance, oxygen to allow for breathing, there is no space for any sort of "shock absorbing" mechanism that would prevent folks' heads from getting impacted into their assholes after falling at least 62 miles in Earth gravity and then coming to one of those sudden stops on hard ground, like driving into a brick wall at velocities a car could never hope to reach. There is not even a space to allow for something as simple as a parachute or two.
Have you ever noticed how meteorites have a tendency to leave craters when they hit land? Yeah, they don't have any kind of shock absorbers or slow-down braking mechanisms, either.
The average automobile is built sturdier than that thing, with more hidden space to store survival stuff... and believe it or not, you wouldn't want to take a car into space where there is no air.
All that is before we even get to the painfully comical "hatch opening". I've seen more realism in Saturday morning cartoons.
There is nothing they could say that would convince me this ever really happened after seeing just those two clips. They couldn't even offer me a ride into space in one of their contraptions to "prove" it ever happened. My answer would have to be "Nope. I've no interest in exploding or undergoing explosive decompression. Y'all go on without me, and have a nice day!"
Some of those women look vaguely familiar. Are they actresses or something? I'd bet they are actresses, and this whole thing was just another staged production on a sound lot somewhere.
Isn't this the company that makes those rockets that look like a giant penis flying up? And this one was "crewed" by six winsome wenches? There's just something Freudian about that...
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First, there is nothing about that paper mache "space capsule" that would allow it to make the bold claim of "I will not suddenly explode when pressures outside me fall to nothing but pressures inside me allow for human breathing - pressures of 14 pounds for every square inch of my being pushing outwards against no resistance at all, to speak of". It's not sturdy enough to survive being stepped on by an average size human.
It;s just not substantial enough to survive space. I bet if it hadn't had those six or so broad-assed "astronauts" in it to hold it down, the winds would have blown it across the landscape like a beach ball in a hurricane.
Second, it's sitting on dry land. Think about that a minute - there is a reason all the Apollo missions landed in the oceans with a "splashdown". That alleged space capsule has way too much room inside for it's light construction, and not nearly enough space to carry, say for instance, oxygen to allow for breathing, there is no space for any sort of "shock absorbing" mechanism that would prevent folks' heads from getting impacted into their assholes after falling at least 62 miles in Earth gravity and then coming to one of those sudden stops on hard ground, like driving into a brick wall at velocities a car could never hope to reach. There is not even a space to allow for something as simple as a parachute or two.
Have you ever noticed how meteorites have a tendency to leave craters when they hit land? Yeah, they don't have any kind of shock absorbers or slow-down braking mechanisms, either.
The average automobile is built sturdier than that thing, with more hidden space to store survival stuff... and believe it or not, you wouldn't want to take a car into space where there is no air.
All that is before we even get to the painfully comical "hatch opening". I've seen more realism in Saturday morning cartoons.
There is nothing they could say that would convince me this ever really happened after seeing just those two clips. They couldn't even offer me a ride into space in one of their contraptions to "prove" it ever happened. My answer would have to be "Nope. I've no interest in exploding or undergoing explosive decompression. Y'all go on without me, and have a nice day!"
Some of those women look vaguely familiar. Are they actresses or something? I'd bet they are actresses, and this whole thing was just another staged production on a sound lot somewhere.
Isn't this the company that makes those rockets that look like a giant penis flying up? And this one was "crewed" by six winsome wenches? There's just something Freudian about that...
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