Alien lima beans

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I've never heard of that, either. However, I've never dealt with lima beans as in I've never cooked them, not on purpose. I usually deal with pinto beans, kidney beans, black beans, and the like, beans that look like beans and taste like beans, There is a reason they used to call the old C-ration meal of "ham and lima beans" ham and motherfuckers, and there is a reason guys would trade those for anything, anything at all, that wasn't ham and lima beans.. I feel certain that lima beans were only placed on Earth by Satan to torment our souls.

I have seen overly-dried pinto beans wrinkle up like old people as they soaked, probably due to differential absorption between the skins and the meat of them, but I've never seen them clump up and look like a brain.

I'd probably get that out of my refrigerator before it starts talking,

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Sentient lima beans. Lol

I actually love lima beans, and don't care at all, for the ones you mentioned. These are baby limas.

How the f did you know I was making ham with them? Lol Must be that remote viewing thing, huh?  how's my hair look? Haha

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I have never had that occur, and I usually soak beans anywhere from a few hours to overnight depending on if I'm cooking them on the stove or in the crock pot. At the very least I parboil them and let them soak for an hour or so afterwards if I'm short on time. Very strange!

Very strange indeed. 

I am thinking that they were not real beans but more of that fake stuff they have been slipping us for a while now.

My thoughts exactly. That's why I brought it to you all. Be on the look out.

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Update on the "mutant beans."

I just finished up dinner.
The beans were actually good. Didn't notice a difference in flavor, really.

However, when I cooked the beans, they went back to their original form!?!?!

So weird...