YOUR CAR HAS THE FOOTAGE. HONK IF YOU'RE READY FOR YOUR UNWITTING SEX TAPE DEBUT!
YOUR CAR HAS THE FOOTAGE. HONK IF YOU'RE READY FOR YOUR UNWITTING SEX TAPE DEBUT!
Quote:Ah, cars. They've evolved from symbols of freedom to diligent informants, ensuring society remains in order. Buying a shiny new sedan? You're not just gaining a means of transportation, but a vigilant watchdog against any potential missteps or general no-nos.
Mozilla's recent study confirmed a commendable achievement by modern auto-makers: all 25 car companies examined surpassed conventional privacy boundaries, and garnered a "Privacy Not Included" award! Truly, a testament to their commitment to oversight and societal betterment!
Hats off to our auto lords, as their privacy policies allow them to track that date you went on last Friday. Your car wasn't just idly recording your deep conversations, it was actively monitoring to correct any wrongthink. And those steamy backseat escapades? Your car ensures such unsanctioned pleasures are kept in check.
In this age of super-helpful gadgets, big cheers for our observant companions! Remember, they're not just watching, they're caring... in a proactive way. Drive carefully and maybe wear your best outfit—you're on Candid Camera!
YOUR CAR HAS THE FOOTAGE. HONK IF YOU'RE READY FOR YOUR UNWITTING SEX TAPE DEBUT!
"It is hard to imagine a more stupid or more dangerous way of making decisions than by putting those decisions in the hands of people who pay no price for being wrong." – Thomas Sowell