Old John Pebbles gently shook the clay flagon and hearing the reassuring sloshing of his homemade cider, wondered
if he should delay his usual ritual of getting to his bed before the sun went down and continue his blather with the little
woman sitting across from him. She too had partaken of the fermented juice and even though the Gnome was probably
twice her age, the occasional flash of his visitor's bare thigh still aroused feelings in him he'd believed had left long ago.
A large circle of fairies were coming to the last verse of their special Midsummer ballad and the bonfire they'd been
dancing around since late-afternoon was waning in its effulgence. The old Gnome and the small bare-footed female
watching the gaiety sighed as one at the simple exultation of life from beings who were and always will be one with
nature.
But even the sweet liquid wasn't powerful enough to shroud John's reminder that the tipsy lady in the poncho was
also a Witch and a half-Fae one to boot. The discreet festival hadn't been her sole reason for their meeting. Being
one of the rare exorcisers of those beyond the veil, his guest had recently expelled the spine-chilling creature known
as the Mowing Devil from a homestead over near Nine Banks. Seeing the tiredness around the eyes of the woman
under a wide-brimmed hat, he wondered what lay ahead for this cleanser of demons and monsters.
"After the Litha celebration is over, where do yer' think yer'll be heading to?" John asked in his best casual voice and
with all his will to keep the slurring out of his question. His sociable guest for the last two days pushed back her large
headwear and peered up at the blue-orange sky of early evening. "These old dogs are whisperin' that Ah' should head
towards the coast..." she answered amiably and wiggled her toes to emphasise what she meant. "...But me-heart has
been beckonin' me te' teke' a trip to somewhere Ah' have nay prevailed since Ah' was a young'un" the wool-gathering
wanderer added with a whimsical smile.
The full explanation wouldn't be revealed until the next day when the Gnome's guest finished her breakfast of unsalted
porridge and stood up from the small homemade table in his burrow. Hoisting a well-worn satchel onto her shoulder,
the famous necromancer of a hundred villages smiled as John Pebble also got to his feet and approached the woman
who'd been kind enough to spend a Midsummer's festival with someone many knew as a grouchy old bastard.
"Ah'll be on me-way now Mister Pebbles..." she said meekly and accepted the old Fae's rushed embrace, the ancient
Gnome's sparse hair smelled oddly of cinnamon with a faint wisp of last night's cider. "...Yon road is callin' again and
Ah'm itchin' te' go back te' see what home looks like" she added and gently patted her host on the shoulder.
As the little Witch skirted a ring of toadstools, stepped over the remains of a rotting log and disappeared behind a large
flowering rhododendron bush, one the fairies from the previous evening's merriment stepped out from the tall grasses
that hid John's little underground home from predators and followed the old Gnome's gaze.
"Where is she going" the almost-transparent spirit known as Bubbles asked as glitter-dust floated above the fairy's wake
through the undergrowth. The Gnome had seen almost a hundred Midsummer nights and had heard most of the tales
regarding the small sorceress who shunned footwear, most of them he was certain couldn't be true. Allowing a sigh to
leave his ponderings, John Pebbles scratched the raspy stubble on his chin and replied "Where would the Last Witch
of Underhill go when she says she's goin' home?".
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With the dew still cooling her heels, Peggy Powler left the lush greenery of the forest and clambered unceremoniously
over the drystone that segregated the thick woodland and her favourite road of travel. The diminutive Witch knew that
Calder's Way passed close to the secluded area where Gnomes and other Fae lived and her need to be those of a more
magical predisposition than most humans had been too enticing to resist.
The farming community of Nine Banks lay a good day's walk behind her and ahead was the village of Beggar's Well,
a place she'd once killed a Barguest with an axe and felt great guilt about the act for several days. Peggy shivered as
she recalled those cold winter days across the moors, keeping away from farmhouses and the like. But with a quick
whip of her head and a glance towards the bright morning sky, the memories fell away and the little augurer's gait
improved along the cemented sea-cobbles of the fabled highway.
Underhill awaited and the woman who'd once been an auntie to the young girl left by her mother and the Carnival
would certainly be there. Peggy Powler smiled once more as she recalled the woman who was twice as old as
John Pebbles and could drink more in a night than the Gnome would manage in a week. Wicked Hetty, the Hag
of the Well.
if he should delay his usual ritual of getting to his bed before the sun went down and continue his blather with the little
woman sitting across from him. She too had partaken of the fermented juice and even though the Gnome was probably
twice her age, the occasional flash of his visitor's bare thigh still aroused feelings in him he'd believed had left long ago.
A large circle of fairies were coming to the last verse of their special Midsummer ballad and the bonfire they'd been
dancing around since late-afternoon was waning in its effulgence. The old Gnome and the small bare-footed female
watching the gaiety sighed as one at the simple exultation of life from beings who were and always will be one with
nature.
But even the sweet liquid wasn't powerful enough to shroud John's reminder that the tipsy lady in the poncho was
also a Witch and a half-Fae one to boot. The discreet festival hadn't been her sole reason for their meeting. Being
one of the rare exorcisers of those beyond the veil, his guest had recently expelled the spine-chilling creature known
as the Mowing Devil from a homestead over near Nine Banks. Seeing the tiredness around the eyes of the woman
under a wide-brimmed hat, he wondered what lay ahead for this cleanser of demons and monsters.
"After the Litha celebration is over, where do yer' think yer'll be heading to?" John asked in his best casual voice and
with all his will to keep the slurring out of his question. His sociable guest for the last two days pushed back her large
headwear and peered up at the blue-orange sky of early evening. "These old dogs are whisperin' that Ah' should head
towards the coast..." she answered amiably and wiggled her toes to emphasise what she meant. "...But me-heart has
been beckonin' me te' teke' a trip to somewhere Ah' have nay prevailed since Ah' was a young'un" the wool-gathering
wanderer added with a whimsical smile.
The full explanation wouldn't be revealed until the next day when the Gnome's guest finished her breakfast of unsalted
porridge and stood up from the small homemade table in his burrow. Hoisting a well-worn satchel onto her shoulder,
the famous necromancer of a hundred villages smiled as John Pebble also got to his feet and approached the woman
who'd been kind enough to spend a Midsummer's festival with someone many knew as a grouchy old bastard.
"Ah'll be on me-way now Mister Pebbles..." she said meekly and accepted the old Fae's rushed embrace, the ancient
Gnome's sparse hair smelled oddly of cinnamon with a faint wisp of last night's cider. "...Yon road is callin' again and
Ah'm itchin' te' go back te' see what home looks like" she added and gently patted her host on the shoulder.
As the little Witch skirted a ring of toadstools, stepped over the remains of a rotting log and disappeared behind a large
flowering rhododendron bush, one the fairies from the previous evening's merriment stepped out from the tall grasses
that hid John's little underground home from predators and followed the old Gnome's gaze.
"Where is she going" the almost-transparent spirit known as Bubbles asked as glitter-dust floated above the fairy's wake
through the undergrowth. The Gnome had seen almost a hundred Midsummer nights and had heard most of the tales
regarding the small sorceress who shunned footwear, most of them he was certain couldn't be true. Allowing a sigh to
leave his ponderings, John Pebbles scratched the raspy stubble on his chin and replied "Where would the Last Witch
of Underhill go when she says she's goin' home?".
.................................................................
With the dew still cooling her heels, Peggy Powler left the lush greenery of the forest and clambered unceremoniously
over the drystone that segregated the thick woodland and her favourite road of travel. The diminutive Witch knew that
Calder's Way passed close to the secluded area where Gnomes and other Fae lived and her need to be those of a more
magical predisposition than most humans had been too enticing to resist.
The farming community of Nine Banks lay a good day's walk behind her and ahead was the village of Beggar's Well,
a place she'd once killed a Barguest with an axe and felt great guilt about the act for several days. Peggy shivered as
she recalled those cold winter days across the moors, keeping away from farmhouses and the like. But with a quick
whip of her head and a glance towards the bright morning sky, the memories fell away and the little augurer's gait
improved along the cemented sea-cobbles of the fabled highway.
Underhill awaited and the woman who'd once been an auntie to the young girl left by her mother and the Carnival
would certainly be there. Peggy Powler smiled once more as she recalled the woman who was twice as old as
John Pebbles and could drink more in a night than the Gnome would manage in a week. Wicked Hetty, the Hag
of the Well.
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