. . .
The following is intended..to offend.
If you are not offended...this attempt will have failed.
If the attempt succeeds - You're welcome.
. . .
Idea for ad for new
Super(-Slick Silicon-Sided Dog-Food) Bowl:
..
Scene opens with dog-food bowl
sitting in the grass
...ants are straining to climb in...
and slipping, without fail...
Focus zooms in on one, particular ant,
sweat streaming from its glowing brow,
and long, hoary beard,
The narrating sales-pitch, gloats -
"Not even God could get in...
if God was an ant.
... ... ... Get your Super(...) Bowl, today!"
...
...
...
Do you recall George Carlin's remarks
regarding plastics
and their affect on the planet?
Maybe this was precisely why
we were placed, here -
To assist in getting the plastics out of the earth,
to form a new, springy, plastic crust...
to repel meteor strikes...and the likes.
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Your turn?
The following is intended..to offend.
If you are not offended...this attempt will have failed.
If the attempt succeeds - You're welcome.
. . .
Idea for ad for new
Super(-Slick Silicon-Sided Dog-Food) Bowl:
..
Scene opens with dog-food bowl
sitting in the grass
...ants are straining to climb in...
and slipping, without fail...
Focus zooms in on one, particular ant,
sweat streaming from its glowing brow,
and long, hoary beard,
The narrating sales-pitch, gloats -
"Not even God could get in...
if God was an ant.
... ... ... Get your Super(...) Bowl, today!"
...
...
...
Do you recall George Carlin's remarks
regarding plastics
and their affect on the planet?
Maybe this was precisely why
we were placed, here -
To assist in getting the plastics out of the earth,
to form a new, springy, plastic crust...
to repel meteor strikes...and the likes.
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Your turn?
The trick is in what one emphasizes. We either make ourselves miserable, or we make ourselves happy. The amount of work is the same.
~ Carlos Castaneda
~ Carlos Castaneda
