Love this song! Also I miss the days of great song writers. Paul Anka was a pretty good singer in his own right. Neil Sedaka and Carol King also come to mind when I think of great song writers who were also fabulous vocalists as well. Nowdays it is so rare to find talented artists that can do both (if anybody starts praising Taylor Swift I will personally puke on you!).
As an American it's your responsibility to have your own strategic duck stockpile. You can't expect the government to do it for you.