4 year old girl survives with Monkeys ?

[Schmoe]

Shelter, food, clothing.  Hunting and gathering.

I keep meaning to buy one of those books on things you can forage and eat.  That would be your new Bible

You're not likely to get fat off the land, but you also are less likely to starve entirely to death.

First best survival skill: fishing ... bar none. If you can fish, you can eat most every day. If you're fishing you've probably got a clean enough water source to work with too. Just watch them gators (they're almost as edible). 

Probably by time we get to that point of having to live in the woods, nature will be too fucked anyway to sustain anyone.

If we changed all these government employee's job descriptions to Nature Clean-Up Custodian, we could have 23 million people start to make a quick difference.

My biggest pet peeve is the ticks the government has turned into biological weapons. If I was the boss that's the shit that would get cleaned up in a big hurry ... right after a 'screaming public admission'.

We need to get breeding opossums like rabbits and release them everywhere, apparently they eat an absurd amount of ticks.  Like land whales, and the ticks are the plankton.