Glad I didn't know about the White Sands mutilation until now! It was in that area that we were camping and had our own UFO experience two years ago. If we had known we were in danger of having our anuses removed we might have chosen our camping location much differently!

As an American it's your responsibility to have your own strategic duck stockpile. You can't expect the government to do it for you.
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