Rule number 1: NEVER order any ice cream products at McD's!!! In my younger years I was the one who put together the ice cream/shake machine in the morning before the store opened- it had to be put together at 5:30 am in order for the machine to be cold enough to make ice cream from the mix by 10:30 am when lunch started. When they say "The machine is broken" what they really mean is either nobody who knew how to put the machine together came to work that day (there were only 2 people in the whole store who knew what they were doing) OR whoever broke down and cleaned the machine the night before didn't do it right and the whole machine needs re-cleaning and sanitized. Once while I was on vacation nobody put the machine together or took it apart to clean- they just put a sign on it saying it was broke- and when I got back every part had mold growing in/on it and the tub of "mix" in the back of it was green and nasty.
As for the rest, carry on!
As for the rest, carry on!
As an American it's your responsibility to have your own strategic duck stockpile. You can't expect the government to do it for you.