Those damned Power Rangers are the reason I had to pay an orthodontist thousands of dollars back in the day. Kids loved Power Rangers, were pretending to be them when one of the kids round house kicked other one in the mouth and shoved front teeth up into gums. Took a few years of braces and retainers and lots of money to fix. Guess you know Power Rangers were banned at our house after that!
As an American it's your responsibility to have your own strategic duck stockpile. You can't expect the government to do it for you.
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