Dang, not cool! We have a camping trip coming up not this weekend but next. I thought the worst we'd have to worry about is curious bears. Oh well, if any of us start bleeding from our eyes I will post pics. I wonder if drinking vodka with cranberry juice would have a slight preventative effect? You know- just in case!
As an American it's your responsibility to have your own strategic duck stockpile. You can't expect the government to do it for you.