It's not even just school kids. I'm ashamed to say our oldest (and only whackadoodle of the kids, thank goodness!) will be 35 in a few months and wears cat ears to work! Clown World indeed!
As an American it's your responsibility to have your own strategic duck stockpile. You can't expect the government to do it for you.
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