Britain Today

[BIAD]

...I would, however, recommend keeping a weather eye out for inhospitable swarthy characters in
the neighborhood, and pre-preparation of shallow ditches in the back garden, and keeping a supply
of rare endangered plants on hand to decorate the filled-in mounds with.

That way, it's illegal to dig the mounds flower beds up to see what is beneath....

I knew it! and I can assure you that this quote will show-up in December's 'Rambler's Monthly'
as a subtle warning to all their readers. (Probably with a map!)