The 'Weirder' Side Of News!

[727Sky]

I'll never eat an apple again.

Man arrested for 'trying to have sex with tree' after shocked sunseekers witness him 'kissing and
rubbing' stump

'A man has been arrested for trying to have sex with a tree after shocked sunbathers saw him strip naked before
kissing and rubbing the stump. Police were called to the odd encounter in Queen Elizabeth Gardens, Salisbury,
Wiltshire, on Tuesday as temperatures across the country soared.


Why did he take one of his socks off?


Members of the public had been concerned about the man's behaviour when he suddenly exposed himself and
began rubbing his body against the bark. Video footage shows the man kicking off his blue shorts and pulling
off his navy t-shirt before embracing the tree.

A man in his 40s was arrested on suspicion of indecent exposure being released on bail as enquires are ongoing.
One witness said: 'I was just walking in the park with one of my mates and we saw a man hugging a tree and
thought it was interesting. 'We walked closer and as we did, we saw his trousers down and this is pure gold.

That's why I started recording and he just started taking off all his clothes and kissing the tree.
'After I stopped recording, the police turned up and started following the man around then arrested him.'

A spokesperson for Wiltshire Police said: 'A man in his 40s was arrested on suspicion of indecent exposure
yesterday after officers were called to Queen Elizabeth Gardens shortly after 4.30pm following several reports
from members of the public regarding a naked man.
'He was taken to custody and has been released on bail while enquiries are ongoing.'...'

The Daily Mail:

A guy can not even get a woody in today's world !!

Try that crap in many parts of this world and a certain member would be consumed by some serious wood ants !