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Quote:Penis-shaped iceberg given X-rated name after floating past town called DildoArchived Mirror Article:
'A penis-shaped iceberg has been given an X-rated name after being spotted floating near a town called Dildo.
The huge iceberg was spotted by Canadian photographer Ken Pretty near the coast of Dildo, in Newfoundland
and Labrador.
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After going viral, residents dubbed it the 'Dickie Berg' due to its phallic-like shape. Speaking to the Toronto Star,
Ken said: "The resemblance is… you know, it’s good, right? It’s unreal how much it looked like part of the male
anatomy."
Ken sent out a drone camera to capture the penis-shaped iceberg in its full form before it started to melt away.
He added: "Looking from the land, it wasn’t quite clear, but once I got the drone out there, it was unreal how
much it looked like, well, you know.
"People don't believe it’s real. They think it’s photoshopped… I can tell you, it's real."
Sharing his photography on Facebook, users couldn't help but joke about its likeness to the male reproductive
system. One user said: "Mother Nature does have a sense of humour!" "Pfft, it’s just average-size," another user
added. A third user said: "That's just the tip of the iceberg." "I'm sad it's melting away ... how fast they age," one
more user added. Another user said: "That's some hard ice. Talk about Northern exposure."
The Newfoundland and Labrador's government has a dedicated Iceberg Finder website - and has identified 66
icebergs currently passing its coasts . They're urging people to maintain a safe distance, equal to the length of
the iceberg, or twice its height, whichever is greater, when venturing out to go iceberg hunting.
A statement on its website reads: "When it comes to viewing icebergs, this is one of the best places in the world.
" From April to August, these 10,000-year-old glacial giants are visible from many points along the northern and
eastern coasts, especially on clear, sunny days.
"They come in every shape and size, with colours from snow-white to deepest aquamarine.
"Despite their arrival from the Arctic every spring, and their disappearance only months later, our awe of them
remains new, year after year."...'
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