The Echoes Of The Coof

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During the media-panic of the Covid lockdowns, here in the UK we had a Secretary of State for Health
and Social Care called Matt Hancock. Mr Hancock went along with the Chinese Directive established
science and assured the country that he had their best intentions at-heart. Of course, he's a politician
and that means -if I may use Latin, he's full of sh*t.


Matt Hancock, a professional dickhead and killer of pensioners.

Anyway, as his fellow Parliamentarians and mainstream Journalists secretly yucked it up safely in the
knowledge that the Chyna-flu doesn't visit the London restaurants they frequented, Mr Hancock appeared
on TV with the impression he was some sort of Saint.

Then in June 2021, a captured image from a CCTV camera situated in the Department of Health, somehow
made its way to The Sun newspaper. This image was of Matt Hancock breaching his own social distancing
restrictions by grabbing a quick embrace with a woman. Gina Coladangelo was an adviser in the Department
of Health and Social Care and randy Matt was having an extramarital affair with this wealthy lobbyist.
Not long after, Mr Hancock resigned.

Then in November 2022, Hancock -still representing the constituency of West Suffolk, announced he was
entering the reality television series I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here! and once more, the media used
this to get him back on the front pages.

After finishing in third place, Matt decided his fame was worth maintaining and so came up with the idea of
writing his biography. Being the darling of the media, his next decision was to hire a Journalist to do the
research and create something that would provide the public with the true reasons he allowed old folk to die
in Care Homes, businesses to go under and schools to be closed at sensitive exam times.

In true Hancock stupidity, he trusted a Journalist and gave Isabel Oakeshott access to more than100,000
private WhatsApp messages for her material. What a maroon. (By the way, one the messages below shows
how close the media and those in political power actually are).

Matt Hancock: Eight government WhatsApp Covid messages revealed

'WhatsApp messages sent by Matt Hancock when he was health secretary during the pandemic have been
revealed. The messages, including conversations with ministers and officials, provide an insight into the inner
workings of government at the height of the pandemic.

Here are a few of the private texts published in the Daily Telegraph newspaper.

1. 'What a bunch of absolute arses'
After congratulating the then education secretary Sir Gavin Williamson on delaying A-level exams for a few weeks
- a shorter period than some teaching unions called for - Mr Hancock had some choice words. On 1 October 2020,
Mr Hancock messaged Sir Gavin: "Cracking announcement today. What a bunch of absolute arses the teaching
unions are."

Sir Gavin replied: "I know they really really do just hate work." In response, Mr Hancock returned two laughing out
loud and a bullseye emoji.

2. 'I WANT TO HIT MY TARGET'
Mr Hancock texted his old boss George Osborne, ex-chancellor and then-Evening Standard editor, on 28 April 2020
to "call in a favour" asking for a favourable front page, as he tried to reach his own deadline to reach 100,000 daily
Covid tests.

Mr Osborne replied: "Yes - of course - all you need to do tomorrow is give some exclusive words to the Standard
and I'll tell the team to splash it." After replying with a quote, Hancock later writes in capital letters: "I WANT TO
HIT MY TARGET!" The editor answered bluntly: "I gathered."

In another interaction, on 9 November 2020 Mr Hancock asked for an explanation about Mr Osborne calling for
Boris Johnson to make testing his number one priority and insisted: "OK but mass testing is going very well."
"No-one thinks testing is going well, Matt," Mr Osborne replied.

3. 'They want an excuse to avoid having to teach'
Sir Gavin, messaging Mr Hancock, on 10 May 2020 ahead of schools reopening, asked for the health secretary's
help in getting personal protective equipment (PPE) for schools "as a last resort so they can't use it as a reason
not to open".

The education secretary texted: "All of them will [open] but some will just want to say they can't so they have an
excuse to avoid having to teach, what joys!!!"

4. 'Dying from Covid is as big as your risk of falling down stairs'
Boris Johnson had misgivings about the government's shielding advice in discussions with the chief medical officer
Prof Sir Chris Whitty. In August 2020 the then-prime minister suggested that if renewed lockdown restrictions were
needed over-65s be offered a choice on shielding.

Mr Johnson, addressing Sir Chris in a WhatsApp group on 9 August, said: "If you are over 65 your risk of dying from
Covid is probably as big as your risk of falling down stairs. And we don't stop older people from using stairs. What
do you think?" Sir Chris conceded that he "would think twice before shielding unless it threatened the NHS". Chief
scientific adviser Sir Patrick Vallance replied: "We haven't found shielding easy or very effective first time round."

Only a few days previously, shielding had ended for more than two million clinically vulnerable people in England,
Scotland and Wales. Since March 2020 they had been advised to stay at home to avoid contracting Covid.
Shielding later returned.

5. Testing is working 'for MOST'
Helen Whately, who was social care minister at the time, travelled 50 miles to a Covid test centre so a relative could
be tested in September 2020, according to the Telegraph. There were restricted numbers of home testing kits and the
public had to book a slot at a testing centre, where they could swab themselves and it would be sent to a laboratory.

Speaking of the experience on 19 September, she messaged Mr Hancock: "So my mystery shopping shows the system
is definitely working, at least for some." Mr Hancock enthusiastically replied "for MOST!", despite UK labs struggling to
keep up with demand and people being asked to travel hundreds of miles to get tested.

6. 'Williamson needs a haircut'
Mr Hancock clashed with Sir Gavin over whether to close schools ahead of their return January 2021. In private WhatsApp
messages with a special adviser, he said he had to take "rear guard action" to ensure schools did not open, while the
then-education secretary was battling to keep children in school.

During a meeting on Zoom on 28 December 2020 to decide on the fate of students, Mr Hancock and his special adviser
Emma Dean appeared to send each other messages commenting on the call, according to the Telegraph.
Ms Dean said: He's [Sir Gavin] freaking out. You can tell he isn't being wholly rational."
Mr Hancock got his way as schools closed days later amid a national lockdown.

In an earlier exchange in September the pair took aim at Sir Gavin following the education secretary being forced to
abandon A-level and GCSE students being given grades by algorithm. Replying to Ms Dean's suggestion Gavin looked
awful and questioning if the education secretary was OK, Mr Hancock said: "He needs a haircut and a holiday
somewhere other than Scarborough!"

7. 'Drinks cold in the fridge'
During the May 2020 drive to hit the 100,000 tests per day target, trucks full were bought from Amazon.
Mr Hancock was worried the government could look "flaky" if it was accused of using them to pad the stats.
But there was jubilation when the target was hit - not least from Gina Coladangelo, the aide with whom Mr Hancock
had an affair.

She messaged: "Drinks cold in fridge at [Department for Health]. Feel free to open them before we are back [beer emoji]".
But problems continued. Mr Johnson admitted in June he was "going quietly crackers" over capacity, asking "what is
wrong with us as a country that we can't fix this?". In September, Mr Hancock was advised to avoid an interview with
Andrew Neil "because he could go hard on testing".

8. 'Eh'
One set of messages shows Boris Johnson getting in a muddle over statistics.
He flagged a Financial Times article stating the global case fatality rate had fallen below 0.04. Mr Johnson wanted to
know why the British death rate appeared to be much higher at 4%.

Chief scientific officer Sir Patrick, chief medical officer Sir Chris, aide Dominic Cummings, Cabinet Secretary Simon
Case and Mr Hancock all chipped in. When Mr Vallance eventually pointed out the FT figure is a probability, not a
percentage, the PM replied "Eh" followed by another message reading simply "?".

He offers "five marks" to whoever can explain the difference and asks them to "show working" - before Mr Cummings
assures him it is a "common confusion". In the same exchange, Mr Johnson says he "knows what I would prefer" if
he was 80 and given a choice between exposure to Covid-19 and "destroying the economy"...'

BBC:


But today (Sunday 5th March 2023)...

'...Matt Hancock suggested to an aide that they "frighten the pants off everyone" about Covid, messages
published by the Sunday Telegraph show. It appears the former health secretary discussed when to reveal
the existence of the Kent variant of Covid to ensure people complied with lockdown rules.

In another exchange, the head of the Civil Service, Simon Case, suggested the "fear/guilt factor" was vital
to the government's messaging...'

BBC:


The Coof was always a political device and a fine one at that.