(04-04-2026, 03:06 AM)Ninurta Wrote: We have a micronation here, too. I can't tell you the name of it, though - that's classified under military directives. We're trying to keep our heads low and stay under the radar. Some of the citizens are afraid that if the UN gets wind of us, they'll send in peacekeeping troops. You know how the UN is about ignoring national sovereignty. Those citizens are of the opinion that having the whole world declare war on us might be a bad thing.
I tried to explain that pirates did it in the Bahamas in the early 1700's, but then they shot back with "yeah, and look at how that turned out - pirates hanging in gibbets all over the place! They even got Calico Jack - the very man whose rum you drink!"
So, the consensus here is that we wait until Trump disengages from the UN and throws it out of New York, and then we can declare war on America, wait until we see the first plane fly overhead and then surrender and demand war reparations. After that, we'll forge an alliance with the US, and then the UN won't dare to screw with us.
It's a genius, but diabolical plan.
It's so crazy it just might work.