In a country far-far away, there is a land where the wild undergrowth was so thick, that those who lived there had
to use a broad bladed implement to keep the quickly-growing boscage from taking back what was once a jungle.
That sharp item is called a machete and the land of such tangled plant-life is called Londinistan.
to use a broad bladed implement to keep the quickly-growing boscage from taking back what was once a jungle.
That sharp item is called a machete and the land of such tangled plant-life is called Londinistan.

Quote:Chilling moment criminal slashes man to death in broad daylight after he was saved from deportationThe Sun:
by luvvies
'This is the chilling moment a criminal slashed a man to death in broad daylight. Evil Ernesto Ellliot carried out the
brutal murder after he was saved from deportation by a Labour MP and several celebs. The Jamaican national was
due to be sent home on a Home Office flight in December 2020 after being convicted of knife crime.
An average day in Londinistan. Ernesto Ellliot. A Policeman and his doggie.
However, thanks to a last-minute human rights appeal his deportation was avoided, reports MailOnline. Just six months
later he killed a 35-year-old man in a terrifying knife attack during a fight over drugs.
Shocking video shows the lead-up to the frenzied attack with the men lunging at each other with knives, machetes and
a hammer during the brawl. Police dashed to the scene after the violence exploded in North Greenwich, leaving terrified
locals begging for help. Neighbours can be seen in the video dashing onto their balconies as the men shout. And in footage
recorded from another flat, a resident can be heard urging a woman to call police.
A witness of the attack said: "There were four guys - they got into a fight and all of them had a knife. "One of them had a
machete almost 20 inches long. "It looked like three of the guys were fighting the fourth. They all seemed to be on the
same side, apart from him. "The fight went on in a big circle around the buildings - it covered about 200 metres and it
went on for about eight minutes.
"They were chasing each other, throwing bottles at each other, using the knives - it looked like more than just one was
wounded, but the man who was injured looked to be in a bad way." He added: "It was absolutely terrible - shocking.
"This is a nice area but it was like something you'd expect to see in Manaus in Brazil, rather than on the streets of London."
DEPORTATION CANCELLED
Elliott was one of 23 criminals whose deportation was avoided after 60 celebrities, authors and other public figures signed
an open letter opposing the flight. The luvvies included supermodel Naomi Campbell and James Bond actress Naomie Harris.
Several Labour MPs also signed the petition. Elliott was last month jailed for at least 26 years for murder.
His victim, Nathaniel Eyewu-Ago, 35, collapsed after being stabbed through the heart and died in hospital six days.
Elliot’s jail time will cost the British taxpayer more than £1.3 million.
Former home secretary Ms Patel said: “This case is exactly why we must continue to defy the protestations from the Labour
Party, the do-gooding celebrities and immigration lawyers and remove convicted foreign criminals, rapists, murders, child
abusers and drug dealers who have no right to be in this country.”
Meanwhile, current Home Secretary Suella Braverman added: "This murderer should have been deported on a flight out
of this country in 2020 but the courts blocked his removal after dozens of Labour MPs cried out it was an injustice.
"So much for their pledge to keep Britain’s streets safe."...'
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