(02-22-2023, 01:14 AM)Ninurta Wrote: He should come around here and stick his junk through the door slot. I guarantee he'd see one of two things he's never seen before - the other end of it, or a nice new pair of shiny bracelets.
I have vise grips here. Wait for it to come through, clamp a vise grip on it so that he can't retract it, then take a leisurely stroll to give the cops a call to come round and pick him up.
He then has one of two choices - either slice it off himself to escape, or wait around for arrest.
Either way, problem solved.
What disturbs me is that weather here hasn't been that conducive with wandering trouser-less
with one's intention of delivering unsavoury parts of one's anatomy through metallic letter-boxes.
I guess the temperatures are different in urban areas like East London.
Read The TV Guide, yer' don't need a TV.