It puts the billions in the basket. It does this when it’s told.
What a day...
“Thank you for sitting down with us El Gabacho. We’re here from Peter Thiel Corp checking our Twitter radicalization efforts. Could you walk us through a typical day poasting?”
“Sure. I lurk most days and shitpoast a couple of times. Then I’ll surf Castiza Mondays for several hours.”
“I’m sorry, Castiza Mondays?”
“Yeah, I’d say in a good week I only effort poast maybe once.”
“Uh, would you be a good sport and indulge us and tell us a little more?”
“Oh yeah, let me tell you about Rural vs Urban Twitter...”
“It’s not that I’m lazy, it’s just that I don’t care.”
“Don’t care?”
“If I radicalize another autistic teen, I don’t see the benefit. He subscribes to Zero’s Substack or listens to Caribbean Rhythms.”
“I have 10 high follower accounts.”
“I beg your pardon, 10 big accounts?”
“Yes, 10, so if I get quote tweeted, I have thousands of mentions I then need to mute. My only motivation to poast is avoid reply guys.”
“Would you bear with me for just a second. What if... and believe me this is a hypothetical... but what if we offered you an e-girl or trad wife on Twitter? Would that do anything for you?”
“I guess. Well I’m going to go. Good luck with your bannings.”
“What is it you say... you do here?”
“I write effort posts! I have a Substack! I host Spaces!”
What a day...
“Thank you for sitting down with us El Gabacho. We’re here from Peter Thiel Corp checking our Twitter radicalization efforts. Could you walk us through a typical day poasting?”
“Sure. I lurk most days and shitpoast a couple of times. Then I’ll surf Castiza Mondays for several hours.”
“I’m sorry, Castiza Mondays?”
“Yeah, I’d say in a good week I only effort poast maybe once.”
“Uh, would you be a good sport and indulge us and tell us a little more?”
“Oh yeah, let me tell you about Rural vs Urban Twitter...”
“It’s not that I’m lazy, it’s just that I don’t care.”
“Don’t care?”
“If I radicalize another autistic teen, I don’t see the benefit. He subscribes to Zero’s Substack or listens to Caribbean Rhythms.”
“I have 10 high follower accounts.”
“I beg your pardon, 10 big accounts?”
“Yes, 10, so if I get quote tweeted, I have thousands of mentions I then need to mute. My only motivation to poast is avoid reply guys.”
“Would you bear with me for just a second. What if... and believe me this is a hypothetical... but what if we offered you an e-girl or trad wife on Twitter? Would that do anything for you?”
“I guess. Well I’m going to go. Good luck with your bannings.”
“What is it you say... you do here?”
“I write effort posts! I have a Substack! I host Spaces!”
"It is hard to imagine a more stupid or more dangerous way of making decisions than by putting those decisions in the hands of people who pay no price for being wrong." – Thomas Sowell