(02-21-2023, 01:00 PM)BIAD Wrote: Where are you spending your nights...?
Quote:London residents terrorised by 'willy man' who 'wears no trousers and flashes families' onMyLondon:
doorbell camera before running away
Residents are jokingly calling him the 'willy man' but there are genuine fears for women's safety
'A vile pervert who flashes his junk at doorbell cameras and sticks his penis through letterboxes is on
the loose in East London. Dagenham residents have come to know the sicko as the 'willy man' because
of his recurring trouserless displays in front of Ring doorbell cameras under the cover of darkness.
...
He should come around here and stick his junk through the door slot. I guarantee he'd see one of two things he's never seen before - the other end of it, or a nice new pair of shiny bracelets.
I have vise grips here. Wait for it to come through, clamp a vise grip on it so that he can't retract it, then take a leisurely stroll to give the cops a call to come round and pick him up.
He then has one of two choices - either slice it off himself to escape, or wait around for arrest.
Either way, problem solved.
.