I was merely playing with the idea of being stranded on a deserted island. Water and food are important, as is shelter, but beer, that is a subject of much conjecture between my buddy and me.
You see, we have argued the idea for years about how long you could last as a castaway if all you had to survive on was an endless supply of beer. It was earlier last year, I believe, when I found an article that answered that question. A man died from not eating for about a month while drinking only beer. With a healthy young body, you might go for two months, but six weeks is probably the max.
Otherwise, I'm just honing my "old curmudgeon" act. If we were in person, I'd be purposefully misunderstanding every spoken word to simulate being hard of hearing. Also, acting incompetent while perfectly capable is another old man act I'm perfecting.
So, get the hell off my lawn!
ETA: DTOM, yes, we are close, and I never did get an eyeball on you. But the way the area is getting so damn stupid every fricking weekend, I'm about ready to find another swamp. The motocross down the street isn't running yet, but the dynamite or Tannerite, along with the full-automatics, is what's destroying the peace around here, regardless of the weather. I got a mind to show them how it's done, but I have nothing to prove and don't like wasting time and money in such pursuits.
You see, we have argued the idea for years about how long you could last as a castaway if all you had to survive on was an endless supply of beer. It was earlier last year, I believe, when I found an article that answered that question. A man died from not eating for about a month while drinking only beer. With a healthy young body, you might go for two months, but six weeks is probably the max.
Otherwise, I'm just honing my "old curmudgeon" act. If we were in person, I'd be purposefully misunderstanding every spoken word to simulate being hard of hearing. Also, acting incompetent while perfectly capable is another old man act I'm perfecting.
So, get the hell off my lawn!
ETA: DTOM, yes, we are close, and I never did get an eyeball on you. But the way the area is getting so damn stupid every fricking weekend, I'm about ready to find another swamp. The motocross down the street isn't running yet, but the dynamite or Tannerite, along with the full-automatics, is what's destroying the peace around here, regardless of the weather. I got a mind to show them how it's done, but I have nothing to prove and don't like wasting time and money in such pursuits.
A trail goes two ways and looks different in each direction - There is no such thing as a timid woodland creature - Whatever does not kill you leaves you a survivor - Jesus is NOT a bad word - MSB