Major "Cockfighting" ring busted in our tiny town!!

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I wouldn't do too well in a cock fight, I'm not the young randy lad I once was. Besides, I would need a hen to work me up and get me going.

It's too early to "come" up with more innuendo like I normally "wood" in the mornings.

Morning Wood????  

Oooooooh!!  Nowww I get it!!  ("WHOOSH" hand gesture over head)  Went right over my head!!