For those who liked the orginal Star Trek

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But I need a translation. Sub titles didn't help much.

They have deliberately laid on the very thick accents to make it funnier (to us Scots!! LOL).
My favourite part...
"Set Phasers tae MALKY!" ROFL (Very local Scots term for "badly beating" someone... beating them up... pulverising them etc)

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If one of them shows up in dungarees and sitting on a bucket, I think a complaint may be in order!