All of my assault weapons of mass destruction are fully-semi-automatic. ALL of them. Even the single action revolver. All I have to do is pull the hammer back for each shot, and it's entirely ready to deal death to the masses.
Be afraid. Be VERY afraid.
I can do better than a measly 20 round clip magazine. I have 32 round clip magazine ammo case boxes for my 9 millimeter, just in case of a human wave attack by rabbits. I know they are out there... watching...
And while we're on the subject, have you ever wondered why they call those box-thingies "MAGA-zines"? I think there is a conspiracy theory in there somewhere. Maybe Donald Trump invented them on the Dark Web.
I have 40 round clip magazine ammo-case boxes for my AR. That means I am twice as ready, and twice as deadly, as any other entity on Earth that is only equipped with 20 round clip magazine ammo-case boxes. I was a Boy Scout. Their motto is "Be Prepared". That's right - I was a member of that paramilitary youth organization that trains future fascists and Nazi totalitarians for their proper role on your planet.
Even my lowly Ruger 10.22 rifle has 32 round clip ammo-case magazine boxes. Those transform it into a military grade death-dealing dynamo, just by virtue of their mere existence. It may just be a .22 rifle, but those 32 round clip magazine boxes make it a force to be reckoned with for all mankind. It also has an antenna scope and even a laser death-ray. It is a formidable piece of kit, I tell ya!
My AR also has a bayonet lug. I've never found a bayonet that will fit it, because any such bayonet would have to have a 7 or 8 inch handle, but just the fact that a bayonet lug is there makes it far deadlier than any other rifle without such a lug. For all practical purposes, that bayonet lug turns that rifle into a portable, hand-held nuke. No civilian should have nukes. Only the people who tell the civilians what to do should have nukes, in case the civilians get uppity ideas like "freedom", you know?
Even the bolt action sniper hunting rifle has one of those shoulder thingies that goes up, which makes it the civilian counterpart of a military-grade 105 mm howitzer. That gadget increases the rifle's sheer destructive force by over 10,000 X.
As I think about it, they're right. These guns are deadly, and after watching that video, even I am scared of what they may become. I think I'll just get rid of them, give them all to Goodwill or something.
That's sure to make me a lot safer...
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Be afraid. Be VERY afraid.
I can do better than a measly 20 round clip magazine. I have 32 round clip magazine ammo case boxes for my 9 millimeter, just in case of a human wave attack by rabbits. I know they are out there... watching...
And while we're on the subject, have you ever wondered why they call those box-thingies "MAGA-zines"? I think there is a conspiracy theory in there somewhere. Maybe Donald Trump invented them on the Dark Web.
I have 40 round clip magazine ammo-case boxes for my AR. That means I am twice as ready, and twice as deadly, as any other entity on Earth that is only equipped with 20 round clip magazine ammo-case boxes. I was a Boy Scout. Their motto is "Be Prepared". That's right - I was a member of that paramilitary youth organization that trains future fascists and Nazi totalitarians for their proper role on your planet.
Even my lowly Ruger 10.22 rifle has 32 round clip ammo-case magazine boxes. Those transform it into a military grade death-dealing dynamo, just by virtue of their mere existence. It may just be a .22 rifle, but those 32 round clip magazine boxes make it a force to be reckoned with for all mankind. It also has an antenna scope and even a laser death-ray. It is a formidable piece of kit, I tell ya!
My AR also has a bayonet lug. I've never found a bayonet that will fit it, because any such bayonet would have to have a 7 or 8 inch handle, but just the fact that a bayonet lug is there makes it far deadlier than any other rifle without such a lug. For all practical purposes, that bayonet lug turns that rifle into a portable, hand-held nuke. No civilian should have nukes. Only the people who tell the civilians what to do should have nukes, in case the civilians get uppity ideas like "freedom", you know?
Even the bolt action sniper hunting rifle has one of those shoulder thingies that goes up, which makes it the civilian counterpart of a military-grade 105 mm howitzer. That gadget increases the rifle's sheer destructive force by over 10,000 X.
As I think about it, they're right. These guns are deadly, and after watching that video, even I am scared of what they may become. I think I'll just get rid of them, give them all to Goodwill or something.
That's sure to make me a lot safer...
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“Trouble rather the tiger in his lair than the sage among his books. For to you kingdoms and their armies are things mighty and enduring, but to him they are but toys of the moment, to be overturned with the flick of a finger.”
― Gordon R. Dickson, Tactics of Mistake
― Gordon R. Dickson, Tactics of Mistake