Scientists locate the largest gold deposit on the planet

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I over heard that at a Chinese buffet.

I always wanted to learn a phrase or two to use at a Chinese buffet, but not to the workers - only to my dining companion.  They would be:

"I'll bet they think we can't understand Chinese."
Or
"I wonder how they get their cat so tender?"

Here you go...

"Wǒ gǎn dǎdǔ tāmen rènwéi wǒmen tīng bù dǒng zhōngwén."

and...

"Wǒ hěn hàoqí tāmen shì rúhé ràng tāmen de māo biàn dé rúcǐ wēnróu de?"

Translations to simple Chinese.