I am a sleep eater. In the night I eat all kinds of stuff without any memory of even having gotten out of bed to get a snack. The crumbs (and sometimes food stains) are the only clues of my nocturnal activities. They don't seem to bother Kdog but they bug the crap out of me so in between changing sheets I am constantly sweeping crumbs away.
Funny story (but not) once I actually woke myself up drinking my ex's cologne from the medicine cabinet, what a nasty taste!
Funny story (but not) once I actually woke myself up drinking my ex's cologne from the medicine cabinet, what a nasty taste!
As an American it's your responsibility to have your own strategic duck stockpile. You can't expect the government to do it for you.
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