A predicament -know doubt and I'm sure many would just reply with "don't eat food in bed"!
My better-half and I do enjoy breakfast in bed and often, I discover a crumb or two that has somehow
missed my big mouth, a feat that she-who-must-be-obeyed still believes is impossible.
But I put your question to her and she answered that occasionally, a fragment of nourishment does arrive
in an uncomfortable position and she merely moves it out of the way. Recalling her mother's reminder
that there are starving children in Africa, I believe she places it on beside cabinet and possibly mails it to a
suitable charity.
But I can't be certain.
However, now that the UK is regularly taking in illegal migrants that cross the Channel, I guess her postage
costs will decrease. So... even though your bed-linen and your backside may have to endure this horrible
first-world affliction, there is a silver-lining for others. Collect these pesky crumbs and donate them to those
below the Equator, they'll thank you for it and I'm sure the media will sing your praises!
After the break... Grandparents, friend or foe?
My better-half and I do enjoy breakfast in bed and often, I discover a crumb or two that has somehow
missed my big mouth, a feat that she-who-must-be-obeyed still believes is impossible.
But I put your question to her and she answered that occasionally, a fragment of nourishment does arrive
in an uncomfortable position and she merely moves it out of the way. Recalling her mother's reminder
that there are starving children in Africa, I believe she places it on beside cabinet and possibly mails it to a
suitable charity.
But I can't be certain.
However, now that the UK is regularly taking in illegal migrants that cross the Channel, I guess her postage
costs will decrease. So... even though your bed-linen and your backside may have to endure this horrible
first-world affliction, there is a silver-lining for others. Collect these pesky crumbs and donate them to those
below the Equator, they'll thank you for it and I'm sure the media will sing your praises!
After the break... Grandparents, friend or foe?
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