The Universe isn't Expanding, Matter is Contracting.

[Michigan Swamp Buck]

I'm surprised no one posted about the curvature of space and how gravity warps space and distorts time. However, gravity makes itself known by how it affects mass. ...

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Well, I could have gone there, but why belabor the point??  Could have gotten into all sorts of complicated physics and mathematics, and blubbered about for a long while, ultimately ending up at..."Meh!  Who knows???  Nobody really knows for sure!  (shrug)  BUT...lemme' tell ya' about this equally plausible theory which is a lot more simple (and fun to discuss)!"  

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Yeah, turtles all the way down. 

What if that universal swelling is accompanied by morning sickness? After a night on the town, Miss Universe might just miss her period.

Jeezus...what happens when the Universe 'kills the rabbit'???????  (shudder!)

ETA: I noticed the lyrics where a little hard to catch, so here they are.

David Bowie – Baby Universal - Album: Tin Machine

Baby, Baby, Baby, Baby,
Baby (getting) 
Baby (care)
Baby (talking)
Baby (well) 
Baby (thinking)
Baby (walk)
Baby (lost) 
Baby (found) . . .

Now that he has no sense of destination,
Now he's running for the love of speed.
When the child goes bad it's no cause for celebration.
Like Jimmy Dean he don't talk back to me.

Failures as fathers, Mothers to chaos.
No baby, no baby, no baby no!

CHORUS
Hallo humans can you feel me thinking?
I assume you're seeing everything I'm thinking.
Hallo humans nothing starts tomorrow.
I'm the baby now.

Baby (getting) 
Baby (care)
Baby (talking)
Baby (well) 
Baby (thinking)
Baby (walk)
Baby (lost) 
Baby (found)

Baby Universe.
Baby Universe.
Baby Universal.

A speck of dust just settled in my eye,
It doesn't matter I've seen everything anyway.

Failures as fathers, Mothers to chaos.
No baby, no baby, no baby no!

CHORUS