(06-17-2025, 10:33 AM)Ninurta Wrote: If there is a soldier on the moon, then he has to be a 2nd Lt. I think we all know what happens when you give a map to a second lieutenant... if he can figure out how to get the map unfolded, that is...
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It can actually be worse...if they DON'T figure out how to unfold the map!!
"Uhhh...Moldova shares a border with Germany...right? See? It shows right here on the map! Next stop, Moldova! Ready to go, boys???"
"Ummm, L.T., man, you gotta' unfold the map all the way! Yeah, there's some Skittles which have a couple sections stuck together from the heat of the tank, but let's make sure we know what we're doing before we run off half-cocked, okay?"
"Half-Cocked???? I LIKE that mantra! That's how we roll now, "Half-Cocked Company 'C'"! Now, MOVE OUT!!"
"W-W-What??"
"Confirm my orders, soldier!!! "
"But..."
"Do it NOW! Don't you dare...."
"Roger that, uhhh...Sir".
