Well, we could take the story approach that CBS used recently regarding the Pope. Continuing on with Sam's text...
"The visitors must not be allowed to see the Cardinals all "rawdogging" each other in the ancient and sacred Vatican celebration of The "Orgia" ('orgy' in Latin). The Orgia will continue as long as the black smoke billows, my son. As long as they continue to call for Astro-lube from the chamber we must wait. It is only then, when they call for sand and moist towelettes, that we know the rawdogging will soon cease and the decision is close at hand. Remember, the power of Liberace compels them."
Guido nodded silently again. "Yes Father, you are indeed leaned in the traditions of old. We shall wait."
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Quote:The Cardinal sighed and turned, hands behind his back. He seemed to be looking out of a nonexistent window.
"The Papa is dead. The conclave is beginning. I must attend."
Guido nodded silently. "I suspect that the 'visitors' will want to provide some, ah, input, to the choice."
The Cardinal shook his head. "Now is not the time to reveal these 'visitors'. ...
"The visitors must not be allowed to see the Cardinals all "rawdogging" each other in the ancient and sacred Vatican celebration of The "Orgia" ('orgy' in Latin). The Orgia will continue as long as the black smoke billows, my son. As long as they continue to call for Astro-lube from the chamber we must wait. It is only then, when they call for sand and moist towelettes, that we know the rawdogging will soon cease and the decision is close at hand. Remember, the power of Liberace compels them."
Guido nodded silently again. "Yes Father, you are indeed leaned in the traditions of old. We shall wait."
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