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"Welcome once again to the Daily Motivational Show with me, your host, Lorenzo Quinn-Chen. Hello, you're on the air."
"I'm no expert, but our program is all about motivation. Let's say you're correct, even in such a disaster I see opportunity. Mankind has been on a downward spiral for thousands of years. When Mother Nature finally decides humans are a failed experiment, it will create a wonderful void to be occupied by then next evolutionary model. Trans-humans (not transsexuals) will likely now step up and occupy the empty niche. Then on to a post human world where our human worries (like spring allergies) will go extinct and become no more than old information in a data base."
"Moving right along is our next caller . . ."
"Another disaster in the wings, but fear not! You may be sitting on a sizable chunk of prime real estate if it floats down river. I see a number of possibilities like the creation of an entirely new country with new opportunities like legal gambling and prostitution that someone could get in at the ground floor, even if that ground is floating around somewhere. Just to be safe, I suggest you have a boat on hand and enough supplies to last a while until things settle down."
"I'd just like to thank all our callers for their questions and comments before we go to commercial break."
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"Welcome once again to the Daily Motivational Show with me, your host, Lorenzo Quinn-Chen. Hello, you're on the air."
Quote:GeauxHomeLittleD
Hello?
My question is will the yearly Springtime sinus/allergy crud finally destroy us all and cause the extinction of humankind this season? Because it certainly feels like it might!
"I'm no expert, but our program is all about motivation. Let's say you're correct, even in such a disaster I see opportunity. Mankind has been on a downward spiral for thousands of years. When Mother Nature finally decides humans are a failed experiment, it will create a wonderful void to be occupied by then next evolutionary model. Trans-humans (not transsexuals) will likely now step up and occupy the empty niche. Then on to a post human world where our human worries (like spring allergies) will go extinct and become no more than old information in a data base."
"Moving right along is our next caller . . ."
Quote:I’m calling from what is now a small island somewhere in the southern area of Oklahoma. Can you hear me? I’ll try to speak loud so I can talk over the sound of heavy rain hitting my roof.
Statewide flooding seems to be occurring at the moment. My question is should I be worried that all this water is going to run into the Arbuckle-Simpson Aquafer, create an underground river that lifts up the whole state and cause it to float away like a big ‘ol river boat?
"Another disaster in the wings, but fear not! You may be sitting on a sizable chunk of prime real estate if it floats down river. I see a number of possibilities like the creation of an entirely new country with new opportunities like legal gambling and prostitution that someone could get in at the ground floor, even if that ground is floating around somewhere. Just to be safe, I suggest you have a boat on hand and enough supplies to last a while until things settle down."
"I'd just like to thank all our callers for their questions and comments before we go to commercial break."
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