"Welcome once again to the Daily Motivational Show with host Lorenzo Quinn-Chen."
"Greetings, friends. I'm Morley Banford, tonight's guest host and former host of the game show, 'Vowel Movement', where letters were randomly chosen and words had to be made up by the contestants."
"Lorenzo is currently taking time off for a private retreat where he will attend motivational seminars and presentations. I hope to be as upbeat and motivational as our currently absent host."
"Our screener, Mrs Snodley, is on hand to screen your calls, and there we are, we already have one."
"Greetings and welcome to the Daily Motivational Show, I am your guest host, Morley Banford. How can I motivate you today?"
"Hi Morely, um, I used to catch you on cable channel RN45 in Belen, New Mexico and I'm, um, glad to hear you hosting tonight's show. Um, I wanted to know how I could, um, deal with my personal fetishes that involve a particular, um, niche that isn't, um, very popular. I wondered if you had some advice about how I can become accepted an included in my family and community."
"Well, caller, your situation sounds pretty hopeless, but be strong and realize you can overcome. Can you give me and our audience a sense of your fetish that seems to give you such problems?"
"Um, I like cheese pizza, um, pasta, and hot dogs."
"I see, well, don't give up, you can have all the cheese pizza, pasta and hot dogs you can handle. You may consider moving to California or Washington D.C., to have special deliveries sent straight to your home. No need for trips to private islands or invites to wild, exclusive private parties. Opportunity abounds when you find yourself among your peers, like at a local Satanic temple, Catholic parish, or congressional hangout."
This one might be a bit over the top.
"Greetings, friends. I'm Morley Banford, tonight's guest host and former host of the game show, 'Vowel Movement', where letters were randomly chosen and words had to be made up by the contestants."
"Lorenzo is currently taking time off for a private retreat where he will attend motivational seminars and presentations. I hope to be as upbeat and motivational as our currently absent host."
"Our screener, Mrs Snodley, is on hand to screen your calls, and there we are, we already have one."
"Greetings and welcome to the Daily Motivational Show, I am your guest host, Morley Banford. How can I motivate you today?"
"Hi Morely, um, I used to catch you on cable channel RN45 in Belen, New Mexico and I'm, um, glad to hear you hosting tonight's show. Um, I wanted to know how I could, um, deal with my personal fetishes that involve a particular, um, niche that isn't, um, very popular. I wondered if you had some advice about how I can become accepted an included in my family and community."
"Well, caller, your situation sounds pretty hopeless, but be strong and realize you can overcome. Can you give me and our audience a sense of your fetish that seems to give you such problems?"
"Um, I like cheese pizza, um, pasta, and hot dogs."
"I see, well, don't give up, you can have all the cheese pizza, pasta and hot dogs you can handle. You may consider moving to California or Washington D.C., to have special deliveries sent straight to your home. No need for trips to private islands or invites to wild, exclusive private parties. Opportunity abounds when you find yourself among your peers, like at a local Satanic temple, Catholic parish, or congressional hangout."
This one might be a bit over the top.
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