(Background music playing "Come and Get It" by the band Badfinger fades . . .)
"Welcome once again to the Daily Motivational Show with me, your host, Lorenzo Quinn-Chen. Hello, you're on the air."
"Hi Lorenzo, thanks for taking my call. Just three quick questions for you. How do I deal with griefers who won't quit disrupting my GTA streams (I have 9 followers and depend on them for donations), how do I propose to my AI companion with whom I am deeply infatuated, and how do you make the perfect grilled cheese sandwich because my mom keeps ruining it with healthy substitutions like rye bread and fake cheese and telling me if I don't like it, make my own sandwich. Thanks again."
"Thank you for calling in. You mustn't let gaming disruptions ruin revenue, but don't despair. There are a number of high-octane energy drinks that can keep you on your game. If that's doesn't keep you sharp for days on end, you can get cranked up with White Cross Cotton Candy available in most rural communities. Also, you can do well with few new friends from the dark web that can take care of your gaming problems for a few bitcoins."
"Now, concerning your AI love interest, I suggest you have her slip into a cyber-av body that is fully functional and anatomically correct. Then wine her and dine her before popping the question. And just between us, she won't know the difference between zirconium and the real thing, so get a big rock for her."
"The best authentic grilled cheese sandwiches are hands down the ones you can purchase from the nearest A&M sandwich vending machine. These highly processed sandwiches will never spoil under any conditions and will always remain as fresh as they are inside the machine. Don't tell Mom though, just tell her you became lactose intolerant the next time she makes one for you."
"Welcome once again to the Daily Motivational Show with me, your host, Lorenzo Quinn-Chen. Hello, you're on the air."
"Hi Lorenzo, thanks for taking my call. Just three quick questions for you. How do I deal with griefers who won't quit disrupting my GTA streams (I have 9 followers and depend on them for donations), how do I propose to my AI companion with whom I am deeply infatuated, and how do you make the perfect grilled cheese sandwich because my mom keeps ruining it with healthy substitutions like rye bread and fake cheese and telling me if I don't like it, make my own sandwich. Thanks again."
"Thank you for calling in. You mustn't let gaming disruptions ruin revenue, but don't despair. There are a number of high-octane energy drinks that can keep you on your game. If that's doesn't keep you sharp for days on end, you can get cranked up with White Cross Cotton Candy available in most rural communities. Also, you can do well with few new friends from the dark web that can take care of your gaming problems for a few bitcoins."
"Now, concerning your AI love interest, I suggest you have her slip into a cyber-av body that is fully functional and anatomically correct. Then wine her and dine her before popping the question. And just between us, she won't know the difference between zirconium and the real thing, so get a big rock for her."
"The best authentic grilled cheese sandwiches are hands down the ones you can purchase from the nearest A&M sandwich vending machine. These highly processed sandwiches will never spoil under any conditions and will always remain as fresh as they are inside the machine. Don't tell Mom though, just tell her you became lactose intolerant the next time she makes one for you."
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