The Daily Motivational Show

[Michigan Swamp Buck]

(Once again, humming along to 'Fox On The Run' by The Sweet on the telephone whilst twiddling with the curly wire.
I mentally hope the host doesn't perceive me as one of those friendless nobodies who always rings up due to having
nothing better to do.)

Hi... again. Er, one of your motivational counsel team was graceful enough to expound on what such adherence to
weather patterns would do fiscally and I was certainly grateful when the charming lady (Jane) relayed some website
URLs to peruse later.

Anyway, my next question -if I may be so bold, is I was recently asked why I couldn't perform the hand gesture often
shown by Mr Spock on Star Trek. Does your team believe this sort of failing could hold me back when I apply for a
promotion in my current employment as a mortician's apprentice?

My other query was does Jane have a boyfriend...? but that doesn't need to be broadcast on tonight's episode.

Great Show, by the way.

I am going with this program host name, "Lorenzo Quinn-Chen", for the moment, considering I was already here earlier asking a question.

"Welcome back, I'm your host for tonight's Daily Motivational Show, Lorenzo Quinn-Chen. Our caller has some interesting questions, starting with the following."

"I was recently asked why I couldn't perform the hand gesture often
shown by Mr Spock on Star Trek. Does your team believe this sort of failing could hold me back when I apply for a promotion in my current employment as a mortician's apprentice?" 

"Your Vulcan hand sign problem will be a problem no more once you have read the publication titled, 'Live Long and Prosper' ' A guide to Vulcan hand signs and death grip'. With this short paperback guide you will no longer be ridiculed at COMICON and Star Trek Conventions."

"When the bully dressed as a Klingon Warrior tries intimidate you at the convention, you can amaze all onlookers as you stun him into submission with the Vulcan death grip and proudly display your Vulcan hand signs."

"Rest assured that these skills will most certainly give you the advantage for a promotion in any field and for a small purchase price, along with shipping and handling charges, you too can be upwardly mobile at warp speed."