"Our next caller is from Michigan. Hello, Buck, you're on the air!"
"Hi, my name is Buck from West Michigan, and I feel like I've done it all in my lifetime. Not only that, I'm getting older now and just don't have that lust for life like I used to. What can your program suggest for me to give me a purpose for my remaining years?"
"Well, Buck, you've come to the right place. Not happy with this life? Then we can help you enter the next one. We have a network established to help our listeners plan a medical tourism trip to Canada, where you can spend your last moments knowing you're helping humanity by removing your carbon footprint once and for all. In addition, you will live on in the form of donated body parts to give others the gift of life!"
"Please hold on the line and we will have a counselor ready to help you with your journey to help humanity."
"It's time now for a word from our sponsors, the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation and Pfizer. I'd also like to remind our listeners they can make their tax-deductible contribution for our program in care of the International Renaissance Foundation (IRF)."
"Hi, my name is Buck from West Michigan, and I feel like I've done it all in my lifetime. Not only that, I'm getting older now and just don't have that lust for life like I used to. What can your program suggest for me to give me a purpose for my remaining years?"
"Well, Buck, you've come to the right place. Not happy with this life? Then we can help you enter the next one. We have a network established to help our listeners plan a medical tourism trip to Canada, where you can spend your last moments knowing you're helping humanity by removing your carbon footprint once and for all. In addition, you will live on in the form of donated body parts to give others the gift of life!"
"Please hold on the line and we will have a counselor ready to help you with your journey to help humanity."
"It's time now for a word from our sponsors, the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation and Pfizer. I'd also like to remind our listeners they can make their tax-deductible contribution for our program in care of the International Renaissance Foundation (IRF)."
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