"Seriously? I'm here to help you put fires out so folks don't get burned into oblivion, and you wanna do 'emissions checks' while their houses are burning? Seriously? Tell ya what - I'm outta here. I'm going the hell back home. I got dinner waiting. Y'all can go piss on the fires and put 'em out yer damned selves! Bye now, y'hear?"
Because if they're going to harass you at the border for trying to help, there ain't no telling what kinda bullshit you'll have to wade through when you get deeper into the state! It ain't worth he aggravation. If they didn't want the help, they coulda just put up "KEEP OUT" signs at the border. It's madness anyhow to live in Satan's Playground - which is what southern California is - and not expect to get burned every so often!
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Because if they're going to harass you at the border for trying to help, there ain't no telling what kinda bullshit you'll have to wade through when you get deeper into the state! It ain't worth he aggravation. If they didn't want the help, they coulda just put up "KEEP OUT" signs at the border. It's madness anyhow to live in Satan's Playground - which is what southern California is - and not expect to get burned every so often!
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