I know all about this. I've got a circle of friends from back in the day that call me "Murphy." Because I have the weirdest luck. Twenty people can go through something right in front of me and all have the same experience. But, when I try something really weird, something know has seen before while doing this, just the most random things going wrong. I'm a walking "crash test dummy."
And yes!, at home is where everything goes wonky. Spacial awareness isn't my strong suit, so I constantly bumping my shoulders on doors and door frames, or stubbing my toe, to the point of breaking them, just from walking around the house.
Murphys law can kiss my hiney.
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Example:
I just went to turn on a lamp I've had for a really long time, and has always worked perfectly. I go to flip the switch and the light doesn't come on. I flip the switch a couple more times and the light comes on, but is oddly dim. I go to turn the damn thing off, and the light stays on. I flip it a few more times and it won't go off now. I unscrew it.....this bulb stayed glowing (dimly) for a few seconds after being unplugged.
Never, have I ever see a light bulb stay on like that. I've seen them blow a million times. This one dies by staying on...
"Murphy variation"
Eh?
"Murphy's variations"
And yes!, at home is where everything goes wonky. Spacial awareness isn't my strong suit, so I constantly bumping my shoulders on doors and door frames, or stubbing my toe, to the point of breaking them, just from walking around the house.
Murphys law can kiss my hiney.
Added:
Example:
I just went to turn on a lamp I've had for a really long time, and has always worked perfectly. I go to flip the switch and the light doesn't come on. I flip the switch a couple more times and the light comes on, but is oddly dim. I go to turn the damn thing off, and the light stays on. I flip it a few more times and it won't go off now. I unscrew it.....this bulb stayed glowing (dimly) for a few seconds after being unplugged.
Never, have I ever see a light bulb stay on like that. I've seen them blow a million times. This one dies by staying on...
"Murphy variation"
Eh?
"Murphy's variations"
They live.
We sleep.
We sleep.