I checked with the large English spiders that inhabit my garage and they all agreed that their antipodean
arachnid cousins are really bad hombres. It's said that that Aussie spiders regularly rent videos of MS-13
for their comedic aspects.
Some facts are straight forward black-and-white, Michigan Swamp Buck is dead on the money with his
suggestion and I'm sure it's written in a Hebrew text somewhere that Australia is where God put all the
worst human-tormenting shoe-dwelling critters.
But I may be in error on that last part.
arachnid cousins are really bad hombres. It's said that that Aussie spiders regularly rent videos of MS-13
for their comedic aspects.

Some facts are straight forward black-and-white, Michigan Swamp Buck is dead on the money with his
suggestion and I'm sure it's written in a Hebrew text somewhere that Australia is where God put all the
worst human-tormenting shoe-dwelling critters.
But I may be in error on that last part.

Read The TV Guide, yer' don't need a TV.