I like Larry

[SomeJackleg]

The Ballerina..

 

A large woman in a sleeveless sundress strolled into a bar, confidently raising her right arm, which revealed a rather hairy armpit.
Pointing at the patrons, she called out. "Which one of you fine gentlemen is going to buy a lady a drink?"
The bar fell into an awkward silence as everyone pretended not to hear her.
But from the far end of the bar, a bleary-eyed drunk pounded the counter and shouted. "Get the Ballerina a drink!"
The bartender poured the drink, and the woman downed it in one go.
She turned back to the crowd, repeating the same gesture, exposing her hairy armpit again, and asked. "Who's buying the next one?"
Once more, the same drunk slammed his hand down and yelled. "Give the Ballerina another drink!"
Curious, the bartender leaned over to the man and asked. "Hey, it's your money, but why do you keep calling her a Ballerina?"
The drunk grinned and slurred. "Any woman who can lift her leg that high has to be a Ballerina!"

damn little johnny got nothing on little larry